Girl, the Madonna PR machine is running flat freakin’ OUT now! A-Rod and Britney are major players in Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet press push! Madge wants every dime of the expected $300 million dollar haul. And if you thought Madonna and Britney Spearsâ€™ performance and kiss at the MTV Awards in 2003 was X-rated, their latest collaboration is gonna make that look chaste. The Sun is reporting that a Brit-Brit and Madge X-rated video will be broadcast to the crowd on Madonna’s upcoming world tour. On 20 foot screens.
They’ll perform a mix of Madonna’s Beat Goes On and Britneyâ€™s Piece Of Me, while they are unwrapped from costumes that are described as “bondage mummy”. Snarkista thinks “Bondage Mummy” is a fab name for Madge’s kids to use!
ANYWAYS…The duo with no boundaries will be wrapped in BANDAGES which will then be unraveled by leather thong-clad male dancers. An on-set source revealed:
â€œItâ€™s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial. Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.
Oh, it’ll be shocking alright. Britney’s ass and cheeto belly up on a 20 foot screen will scare the HELL out of the crowds! Think VMA’s times a million. And Madge’s freaky pumped up naked body next to THAT? Snarkista just threw up a little in her mouth. Seems it will stop (maybe) just short of a giant porno. Starring Britney and Madge. God help us all. Snarkista would rather watch Jamie Lynn!
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