Madonna’s Bandage Bondage: Please Just Stop


Obviously, Madonna has NO intention of growing old gracefully. The Ancient One got strapped, wrapped and laced into a crazy getup to promote her album, Hard Candy. Look for this outfit to show up on Britney Spears in the near future.

Madonna’s sporting bandages around her chest and wrists, in an attempt to appear sexy or tough. Girl, you look good for 50, but PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. You are embarrassing an entire generation. Surely Lourdes and Rocco are hiding somewhere right now muttering “I hate my mom, I hate my mom…”. Parents are naturally cringe-inducing, Madonna. Don’t make it worse than it already is.

2 thoughts on “Madonna’s Bandage Bondage: Please Just Stop”

  1. Is that an old school menstruation belt? We know she is too old to bleed, so maybe it is for urinary problems.

  2. She still looks great and puts on an awesome show. Of course all the insecure haters will bash her for such pathetic lame ass reasons like age regardless, just as they have all her career. It’s a good thing stupid articles like this fall on deaf and dumb ears, or it would have effected her career much longer ago than this. Keep firing away douchebags and wasting your time with this bs

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