Madonna’s Bandage Bondage: Please Just Stop

Obviously, Madonna has NO intention of growing old gracefully. The Ancient One got strapped, wrapped and laced into a crazy getup to promote her album, Hard Candy. Look for this outfit to show up on Britney Spears in the near future.

Madonna’s sporting bandages around her chest and wrists, in an attempt to appear sexy or tough. Girl, you look good for 50, but PLEASE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. You are embarrassing an entire generation. Surely Lourdes and Rocco are hiding somewhere right now muttering “I hate my mom, I hate my mom…”. Parents are naturally cringe-inducing, Madonna. Don’t make it worse than it already is.

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