Brad Ferro, the guy who became famous for punching Jersey Shore’s Snooki in the face, has had to join the military in order to pay his bills.  Ferro pleaded guilty to assault in 2009 and had to serve six months probation for doing what the rest of us only dream about, and as a result, he’s had a difficult time finding a job.  In fact, he hasn’t had any work since the incident.

Apparently nobody wants to hire a guy who can’t stop himself from hitting women.  Go figure.  But the Army apparently doesn’t mind if he punches girls – they’ve accepted him anyway, and he’s currently in training to be a Cavalry Scout… whatever that means.  If it involves hitting people, he’ll be great at it.



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