“Ding-Dong”…Saved By The Bell, indeed! Y’all must be awful good, ‘cuz Santa came a little early this year! People Magazine has named Mario Lopez it’s “Hottest Bachelor of The Year”. Mario recreates Marky-Mark Wahlberg’s famed pose way back in the day, (inset) but Marky must have been a bit chilly! So THIS is what the ladies have all been fighting over. I hope they didn’t have to cut those ‘lil whiteys off after the shoot!

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