Matt’s gonna be a dad VERY soon with girlfriend Camila Alves, but that didn’t stop him from getting his party on in everyone’s fave spot- Nicaragua. Star Magazine reports that Matt got hella plastered and started hittin’ on the babes:
“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!'”
Flip-flops are dangerous when you’re hammered. Those puppies turn into slip-flops after 3 beers. Matt must have a special bond with his, ‘cuz looking for them in a Nicaraguan sewage ditch is a new low in NASTY for the earthy Mr. McConaughey. Better pick up some steel-toed boots before ya go home, Matt. Camila’s hormones are on turbo, and she’s gonna stomp your crazy bongo ass silly.
UPDATE: Matthew tells the New York Daily News that he’s offering a reward for his left flip-flop. Just knock real loud on the camper if you find it.
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