Michael Jackson Is Auctioning Off Some Crap


Michael Jackson is still broke because he didn’t get to star in “Confessions Of A Shopaholic”. This is a horrible crime, because NOBODY can spend money on crap faster than Michael.

He’s gonna auction off some of his crazy stuff because he is running out of storage now that he’s left Neverland, and because “it’s the economy, stupid.” Actually, it’s BEEN the economy for Michael, which is why he’s parting with his sparkly gloves. Maybe Michael should be considered a leading economic indicator, since he’s been in a recession longer than any of us.

In addition to the sparkly gloves, here’s some more of Jacko’s junk you can buy:
* Heinous signed painting of Mike dressed up like a queen king (above)
* Freaky “Grandmother” fortune teller
* Scary Michael J Robo-Head
* Fugly MJ Golf Cart airbrushed with Jacko as Peter Pan
* Tacky Rolls Royce that looks like the inside of Liberace’s coffin
Sadly, the auction catalog does not show Jesus Juice among the 2000 items on the block. Maybe Mike will change his mind before the gavel falls in April.

3 thoughts on “Michael Jackson Is Auctioning Off Some Crap”

  1. Actually, I’ve looked through all the items in two of the 3 available catalogs online right now, and most of the stuff is really awesome. It’s not “CRAP”.

    He unsurprisingly has quite the eclectic taste in things, and as a fan, I find it all very interesting.

    I really loved the ‘self-playing violin’ and all the other antiquey looking toy like gizmos.

    And the Edward ‘scissor hands’, and the arcade games, the Disney and Warner Brothers stuff and the life sized Darth Vader made of legos were just cool!

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  3. his self portrats are prtty creepie..bt if thts how he expresses himslef thn LET IT BE PEOPLE!!!..peace

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