Those crazy kids at Kitson have bought it again! First it was Heidi Montag’s dirt cheap “Heidiwood” line- for those who love the poly-skank look. Now, it seems Michael Jackson’s teamed up with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier to create some new Jacksonfug for the demented, and Kitson’s reportedly gonna carry it.

“It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big,” a source told Life & Style Weekly. “This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”

Since when did Michael Jackson have any MONEY? Is this why Neverland’s on the block? The only thing that’s “big” about Jacko is his bed. I’m starting to think that Ed Hardy operates on the “self published book” model. Sure! You too can have your book published, for $250,000! I pity the poor soul who gets THIS marketing job thrown in their lap. Better go after the European tourists or this is gonna flop bigger than Flipper.

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