Miley Cyrus is the latest star to have the honor of being preserved for posterity in wax, at Madame Tussauds in Washington, D.C. Wax Miley is posed next to a Christmas tree decorated with pics of Miley’s early Christmas present…her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston. Snarkista can just see Miley now, getting crafty at the kitchen table, making ornaments like a preschooler. Pass the glitter, dad! I’m taking these with me when I get my parental divorce!
Madame Tussauds always amazes me with their likenesses- stars always look their best (ahem, Amy Winehouse) in their museums. Do they have a sweatshop of artists working 24/7 in the basement? Is hanging out for weeks with the waxmakers part of a Disney contract? Questions that keep Snarkista up at night.
Wax Miley can’t do the stripper hair-flip, though, so she’ll have to be content with standing around next to the Justin tree. Come to think of it, that’s about as lifelike as you can get!
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