Miley Cyrus is drumming up attention yet again for trying to escape her precious image as a sweet, innocent Disney teen idol. (Not that we ever believed in it anyway.) During a performance on Britain’s Got Talent last night, Miley Cyrus simulated a lesbian kiss with one of her backup dancers in one of the lamest non-scandals ever.

Miley Cyrus on 'America's Got Talent' (YouTube)

Miley Cyrus on 'Britain's Got Talent' (YouTube)

The sort-of lip lock happened midway through Cyrus’ performance of her new ‘racy’ single “Can’t Be Tamed.” Rather than looking sexy, it looked more like Cyrus was trying to break the girl’s neck and eat her face.


Listen honey, if you really want to titillate with a same-sex kiss, you have to go for it Adam Lambert style. Lambert tonguing that guy at the Video Music Awards – now that was hot! You just kind of rubbing your face near the face of a female dancer is just, well, sad.

Granted, the fake lesbian kiss on Britain’s Got Talent wasn’t quite as pathetic as that jacked up lap dance Miley Cyrus gave her 44-year-old movie producer. On the other hand, watching the Miley Cyrus lap dance video was a lot more entertaining than seeing her pathetic attempt to emulate Madonna on stage.

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