We have to be somewhat amazed that Amanda Bynes is currently undergoing psychiatric rehab and yet Miley Cyrus is allowed to roam free. We really don’t get why Miley Cyrus rubbing her groin on a giant furry or twerking a little person on stage is supposedly ‘normal’ when Amanda Bynes’ random behavior considered insane. Seriously, whatever drugs they think Amanda needs to be on — can we please have a double dose for Miley?

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Either Miley Cyrus has lost her mind or she honestly just is such an attention ***** that she’ll do the most offensive things she can think of just to prevent herself from fading out of the limelight. If her vulgar twerking and tongue wagging at the VMAs wasn’t enough, she went even more tawdry at Sunday night’s EMAs. Of course, it’s okay if Miley acts crazy because she’s still popular, wealthy and famous, unlike Amanda.

Take a gander at Miley’s wild and wacky MTV EMAs night for yourself. (Click the thumbnails for bigger pics – SOURCES: Instagram, Twitter & MTV/YouTube.)

Not only did Miley Cyrus light a fat joint right on stage at the MTV EMAs (yeah, yeah it was Amsterdam so what), she also did some really demeaning and gross humping and butt smacking with a little person dressed as some kind of latex-clad dominatrix.

Miley could have gone the Taylor Swift route and just been known for having more ex-boyfriends than most 50-year-olds in Hollywood. Or she could have actually attempted to produce amazingly good music that made everyone love her (if that’s possible).

Instead she decided she was going to become the cheap, trashy, totally tasteless pale echo of a real pop star. She’s the prostitute-banging, pea-in-a-restaurant-kitchen Justin Bieber of female pop musicians. The two of them should just hook up and immolate themselves in some kind of nasty lack of talent black hole implosion. The universe would be a better place for it.



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