Oh Mindy, Mindy, Mindy. Girl, you just can’t learn. Snarkista’s held out the hope that you would finally GET IT and stop the madness. Snarkista was wrong.

The country cougar was released from jail last year, but it looks like she might have gotten out too soon. In 2007 McCready was arrested in Florida in July after cops responded to a domestic dispute between the country singer and her MOTHER. Mindy was convicted in 2004 on a prescription drug fraud charge, and was ordered to serve three years probation. She only had a few more months left on that probation.

So, Mindy had been convicted of a felony charge. In addition to the jail time, the judge gave her two MORE years of probation AND 200 additional hours of community service. Need a map yet? In the courtroom then, the judge was clear: if Mindy didn’t perform her community service, he’d put her back in jail again.

Well, Mindy’s done a bad, bad thing. She FALSIFIED her community service report. Doh! Law enforcement states that McCready was arrested for a probation violation. Swift, Mindy. They DO check up on that shizz. Especially for someone with YOUR kinda record. How many times does this make? Moronic Mindy turned herself into the Williamson County, TN. sheriffs on Monday night, and we’re told she posted bail two hours later.

The last time this happened, an emotional Mindy in court (wearing an orange jumpsuit), spoke out to the judge.

Your honor, I can honestly tell you this: This has been the longest two months of my life … not being able to hold my son … has been excruciatingly painful.” “I could only say I’m sorry,” she said. “Please give me a chance to make things as right as they can possibly be.

The judge did NOT bite, and sent her directly to jail. Since he told her she’d go BACK if she effed up, it looks like Mindy’s gonna have a jailbird reunion! Snarkista is recommending an involuntary commitment instead, just like Britney! Let’s make it longer, though, okay? Mindy’s obviously a few fries short of a happy meal.



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