WTF is the problem with the Miss USA pageant coach bitches? For the second year in a row Miss USA fell during the Miss Universe pageant, held last night in Vietnam. This year it was Miss USA Crystle Stewart who tripped on her evening gown and fell right on her ass. You know those anal tinks chewed her UP when she got backstage. Crystle managed to make it into the final ten, but the GORGEOUS Miss Venezuela won.

LAST year it was Miss USA Rachel Smith who fell in Mexico City. Donald Trump, owner of the whole franchise, probably has somebody wetting their pants in his boardroom right now. Here’s Crystle tripping away from the win.


And HERE is who beat Miss Uncoordinated: Dayana Mendoza, Miss Venezuela



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