The clips just keep coming! Our mainstream media talking heads got all UP in the sauce on Inauguration night. First Diane Sawyer, now, Snarkista’s “Silver Fox” Anderson Cooper. Anderson is still trying to work his suave-ness. It’s clear, however, that he took seriously the mandate to chug up his share of Messiah juice. God only knows what a drooling piece of insanity Keith Olbermann became the other night! (And really, would you be able to tell the difference?!) Here’s Mah Boo Andy trying to “keep ’em honest” while slogged.

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