Michi Nogami-Marshall, wife of Miami Dolphins player Brandon Marshall, has been taken into police custody after her husband was hospitalized for a stab wound in the torso.  She has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, and her bond is $75,000.  Brandon has had surgery for the stab wound, and luckily has been told that he will be fine in a few weeks.  No vital organs were damaged in the stabbing.

While Mrs. Marshall admits that she did stab her husband, the police report states that she claims she acted in self-defense. If that’s true and he was the one trying to attack her, she did a great job getting the first stab in against a wide receiver.  She must be pretty fast, or freakishly strong.


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