Celebrity nobody Nick Hogan, the one with the IQ of dead fish, has apparently figured out how to get a girl to marry him, but hasn’t figured out that you’re supposed to keep it a secret until you pop the question.  Nick, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, has bought an engagement ring for his girlfriend, but instead of keeping it to himself, he’s been telling the paparazzi all about it.

The one person he hasn’t told, however, is his soon-to-be-fiancée, Breana Tiesi.  Word has it, though, that Tiesi isn’t all that shocked anyway – she and Nick have been talking about marriage for a long time, and friends say she’s been expecting a ring for a while now.

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