No More Excuses – Lil Wayne Finally Going to Jail

Rapper Lil Wayne has managed to avoid actually starting his year-long stint at Riker’s Island for quite a while now. First, he had to have some emergency dental surgery that delayed his jail sentencing for over a week. Then, last week, a fire at the New York courthouse where he was scheduled to appear delayed his sentencing once again. On Monday, however, Lil Wayne will finally have to pay the piper and begin serving his jail term.

Lil Wayne mug shot (NYPD)
Lil Wayne mug shot (NYPD)

Lil Wayne is due to return to court in New York on Monday, where he will be officially sentenced for attempted criminal possession of a weapon. Wayne is expected to turn himself in immediately and head off to Riker’s Island penitentiary for the next year.

Wayne has been insanely busy the last month prepping for his time away from the world, shooting footage for over a dozen music videos and laying down music tracks left and right.

Perhaps the weirdest commentary to come out of the response to Lil Wayne’s sentencing today comes from a rather unlikely source – celebrity chef Paula Deen. Deen told TMZ.com that the best thing for Lil Wayne to eat before he heads off to jail is “collard greens” because, she said dryly: “They’d clean his butt out.”

We’re thinking someone needs to acquaint Paula with the subtle taste and texture of a bar of soap in her mouth.

>> Previously:  Courthouse Fire Delays Lil Wayne Sentencing Again

20 thoughts on “No More Excuses – Lil Wayne Finally Going to Jail”

  1. Seriously – I’m as white as they come and wear a tie to work everyday so you can’t call me black or a thug wanna be.

    I have to say this is another example of the punishment fitting the Celeberity instead of the crime. What a dinky charge to drop 1yr sentence onto. I mean come on. If he walked in there as normal everyday Joe with that same charge he might MIGHT get 12months probation or maybe on a judges bad day 30 days detained in a low security facility.

    I sure don’t like that there are people out there with half my educational background making 500% more than I do each year but they still work thier buts off to make it happen and they don’t deserve to get slammed by media everytime they do something wrong or slammed even harder by judges just because they want to use the popularity of the celeb to make a statement.

    It’s Bull!

  2. yall bogus 4 lockin him up he a rapper aint he needs 2 protect hiself look at wat happen 2 waka flocka.! hello!!! *free lil wayne!*

  3. @JD..You just don’t know how ignorant and racist you sound. Half your education????Dwayne Carter went to college an earned a degree just like you and works harder than you. LOL @ “Im as white as they come”….”Look at me I wear a tie to work everyday Im somebody”..LMAO!…get your “hustle” up

  4. MAN YALL GRIMY ASZ HELL 4 LOCKIN HIM UP CUZ OF A GUN BUT HALF OF DESE BOYZ ON DA STREET GETTIN AWAY WIT MURDER.! AND DA POLICE AINT NOWER 2 BE FOUND BUT WEN IT COMES DOWN 2 LIL WAYNE ITS ALL BAD CUM ON NOW DIS IS BULLSHIT.! LIK LIL WAYNE SAID HE IS DA BEST RAPPER ALIVE.! FREE LIL WAYNE! I LOVE U WAYNE!

  5. @brianna…Lil wayne has nothing to worry about but being bored to death. He’s an high profile inmate. He will be on 23hr lock down 365 days. The one hr he leaves his cell he will have a security escort. If lil wayne die in there Rikers prison will shut down and I doubt they want that to happen. How I know? Look up Tony Yayo from G-unit info on lil wayne’s jail time…he did 2 yrs in rikers

  6. fuck dem niggas,you gone scare everythang but dem niggas(in the court of law)love you weezy baby!

  7. you r very smart and talented i hope you can call ya lady cop and tell her dat you got some buisiness for her!love you sweetheart!

  8. hey!baby dis yo # 1 fan i just wanted 2 say dat i love you so much and you aint got nuttin 2 worry about cause all of yo niggas and yo fans will be her for you if you go 2 to jail you are in my prayers!luv ya!

  9. i think that is some bs because their is people in this world today that do bader crimes then that and they dont get nothing but he has to do a year because of a weaping charge i think they should just let him go because now the music and everything is going to suck because he has some good songs and then this aint this some bs lol… LET HIM GO

  10. man yall are trippin lil wayne is the best rapper alive… all races listen to his music and memberize them from front to back… there are people in this cruial world that has done worse and they aint been touched… yall just haten and ii thiink yall need to free my husband…! thats all ii got to say! spring haten on hiim cause he aint never sprung!

  11. listen dumbasses for all u idiots crying for him u should know tht hes being treated like “everyone else” he should get no special treatment especially since his music sucks my brown hairy sack. maybe with him gone we cn get a break from all tht gay music he makes where it sounds like hes crying

  12. and yea there are people with worse crimes but the point is they will be captured n tried n now lil wayne is goin to jail for “his own fault” what moron goes around with guns n weed n the car? i have drivin with weed in my car but lil lame was being such a scene bout it, then thinking his shit dont stink….thinking he is “better than anyone else” he misses a court date…lil wayne dont give a fuck about any of you people nor does he care bout ur “love” for him n his music cuz “ITS ALL BOUT DA MONEY” as long as he makin dough all u r beneath him……this is why i dnt act like rappers or actors/actresses are “gods”

  13. HEY BABYYY!! NOW I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN AND I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD BE SENT TO JAIL. NO NOT MY WEZZY ”THE BEST”… JUST PICK THE WORLD UP AND DROP IT ON THERE A**!!!!!!!! LOL BUT JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND STAY A GOONS AND LEAVE THEM GOBBLERS ALONE.. BYEEEE.

  14. Yes, free Lil Wayne on the basis that worse crimes are committed by lesser thugs. You moronic women clamoring for his freedom and unrequited love must be missing strong father figures.

    Weezy F’s own unrealized racism is also a nice touch of hypocrisy. JD may have been off base on one fact, but you clearly don’t comprehend what racism means (because nothing JD said qualifies).

  15. I agree with Socail Virus. Lil Wayne is good but even celebrities have to pay the price. He is in the public eye which means he has to make smarter choices. He has to be a leader because so many people look up to him. Jail time will be good for him.

  16. DAM DAWG DEM CRACKERA DONE GAV MA MAN A YEAR IN DAT SHIT ALL I GONA SAY GET DA FUK OWFF HIS DI#K DAMM BAE B GUD YUH MITE GET OUT EARLY YOUNG MONET 4 LIFE

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