Behold Justin Gaston, the (rumored) new boyfriend of Miley Cyrus. Justin, 20, is an underwear model, and Snarkista must say he is a master of his craft. No doubt, 15 year-old Miley bought him as an early birthday present for herself. Justin must be a very mellow dude to put up with that nonstop Chipmunk with a 2-pack a day voice, and is only allowed to say he is Miley’s “friend.” ‘Cuz he’s 20. Snarkista has a bunch of other pics of Justin in his underwear, but trust her when she says the banana is in the hammock in a big way. And you DON’T wanna get in trouble at work! (Click to enlarge.) Damn you, Miley!

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