No, Britney! NO!!!!! Behold Britney Spears last night in Atlanta. We now know that Britney’s kids Small Fry and Tater Tot are on their way to total gelatinous-brain-syndrome. Britney made sure everyone knew they were accompanying her on her “My Life Is A Circus” tour by making this announcement on her website:
Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston, Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.
SP and JJ are watching this horrifying sight EVERY NIGHT!!! If boys like to marry someone like their moms, these two will be trolling for hooker clowns at age 12. M.I.A. is gonna cap you, Brit, for ripping off her Grammy outfit. Poorly. At least SHE was pregnant.
Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault with regards to an incident that took place last September. Wino checked into a police station today and was charged with “common assault,” according to BBC News.
Wino is accused of hitting a fan during the End of Summer Ball held in London’s Berkeley Square on September 25th. She will appear on the charge at the City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court on March 17.
Amy was trashed as usual at the festival, and certainly doesn’t remember anything connected with it. “Did you hit the fan, Amy?” “Er, me s*** is always hittin’ the fan, guvnah. You’ll ‘ave ta be a bit more specific.”
The ball was Amy’s goddaughter’s “singing debut” and Amy ruined the whole thing for the poor kid. The Ball’s dress code was formal…Wino showed up in ratty shorts and, of course, ballet slippers. She head-butted a fan in her crazed haze, and “sang” with her goddaughter while she hung all over the poor little cutie.
Meanwhile, Amy was out partying in London for the first time since she left the extremely grateful island of St. Lucia.
UPDATE: Chris Brown has just been charged with 2 felonies- felony assault, and making criminal threats.
Okay, check this out and then tell Snarkista how crazy in the head Rihanna is for getting back together with Chris Brown. Chris beat the crap out of Rihanna before the Grammy Awards, was arrested, and is now facing charges. Rihanna says she isn’t going to cooperate with law enforcement in their case against Chris.
LAPD detectives’ notes from a search warrant in the case were obtained by TMZ. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt.
Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.” Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.” According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.
Princess Ri-Ri, you are INSANE to keep this “relationship” alive. It may just be the death of you. LAPD interviewed Rihanna after the attack and she told them Brown had been violent toward her in the past and that the attacks were getting “more violent” as time went on. The interview is crucial evidence if the L.A. County D.A. charges Brown with felony domestic battery.
And there’s something else. The photo above showing Rihanna’s battered face is allegedly MILD compared to other photos. There were additional pics were taken on February 9, the day after the attack, and they are reportedly far more gruesome.
Walk, girl. Just walk away.
Because even on Jenny’s block there’s a recession. Couture jewelry designers often loan their pricey baubles, for stars to wear at awards shows and other high-profile functions. Like seeing Stalker Aniston wearing a $6 million dollar necklace is going to compel you to run out and buy one. I digress.
Jennifer borrowed $50,000 worth of diamonds from Robert Mouawad to attend the launch of Andrea Liebermanâ€™s fashion line, ALC, at Barneys in Beverly Hills. It’s not the Oscars, but Jenny won’t be up for one of those, ever. Lucky Robert Mouwad; diva decided to keep the loaner diamonds to add to her private collection.
â€œWe received a call from her manager Benny Medina, informing us that Jennifer was going to keep the jewelry,â€ an insider blabbed to the NY Posts yesterday. â€œAs far as Mr. Mouawad is concerned, Jennifer can have whatever she wants, but a premature demand seemed presumptuous.â€
Fools! Presumptuous is J. Lo’s middle name! J. P. Lo will inform you via her peeps that today is YOUR lucky day…’cuz she’s ripping you off. No need to thank her. She might even use whatever it is twice!
Singer Rihanna won’t press charges against Chris Brown for allegedly beating her in Los Angeles on February 8, The Sun claims today. She is also refusing to cooperate with the authorities who are conducting an intensive investigation against Chris, in contrast to her cooperation in the beginning after the assault. An unidentified police source says:
“Rihanna says she doesn’t want to testify against him. She has had a change of heart and doesn’t want the case to proceed.”
Rihanna is an idiot, as she let Chris sweet-talk his way back into her good graces last week by spending some quality time together at P. Diddy’s Miami house. Once an abuser, always an abuser. Ask Tina Turner, girl.
The police, however, may be able to proceed on their own without Rihanna’s help. The police source says that:
“Detectives are still building their case based on what she originally told them and accounts of witnesses. If the DA decides they have enough evidence, they can proceed without Rihanna’s testimony.”
Since California law allows prosecutors to charge an individual with domestic violence, even if the couple reunites, prosecutors in Los Angeles will be asked to decide if the case against Chris is strong enough to proceed without Rihanna’s testimony. A file on the case, including Rihanna’s original statement to police as well as witness accounts, will all be handed to the Los Angeles County District Attorney later this week.
Chris’ arraignment, meanwhile, has been scheduled for tomorrow.
Commitment-challenged Bachelor Jason Mesnick’s appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel riled Jimmy up! Jason, the first single-dad Bachelor, did a switcheroo last night on the finale of the show. He pissed off fans of the reality show- including Jimmy, by proposing to Melissa Rycroft… only to dump her for the other finalist, Molly Malaney. Of course, fans had been warned SOMETHING was up in the heavily rotated trailers for the show.
Following the finale, viewers learned on The Bachelor: After The Final Rose (!) that Jason couldn’t get Molly out of his head. Melissa didn’t take it very well. Molly and Jason are now sortof together. Blerg.
Kimmel schools Jason in the ways of women, after the Batch said Melissa would probably still be his friend. Heh. Jimmy assures him that “No she won’t!” What a stunt. There will probably be more of this shizz from these three (four if you count the kid) for those of you attempting to forget about the DOOM on the other channels.
An Orlando judge has ordered that photos from indicted-for-murder Casey Anthony’s Photobucket account can be released to the public, but has delayed release of a video showing Casey’s reaction to the news that her daughter Caylee’s remains had been found.
The pics, showing Casey skanking it up in bars, throwing gang signs, throwing UP, and playing “see food” are many- there are literally hundreds. We’re putting a few up here, and you can find more here at the Orlando Sentinel. Casey’s attorney argued that the pics might make Casey look bad. No worries, Mr. Attorney. Casey took care of that a LONG time ago. Click the pics to enlarge. Classy!