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Is Angelina Jolie Helping Octomom?


angelina-jolie-headshotSnarkista hopes so because it would suck Angie Jo and her giant brood into the shizzstorm that is Octomom Nadya Suleman’s life, and we’d get to watch. This drama is COMPLETELY irresistible for Angelina Jolie. An eight-baby score doesn’t come around every day. This is from the Star, so take that for what it’s worth. Sayth the tab:

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.” And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source. “She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

ONLY Angelina swooping in could make Octomom’s world more of a circus! It’s a freak show already! Gloria Allread representing nannies who get fired by Nadya…who’s having hot-tubs installed and loves Starbucks, AND shopping for her dozens of kids, courtesy of the State of California. Dr. Phil loves it.

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And she wants to look just like you, Angie. You have to do SOMETHING.

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Paris Hilton In Smackdown With Bodyguard


paris-hilton-doug-reinhardtParis Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in a big old brawl in Miami early this morning! Just like mama said…”nothing good happens after 3 am, so you better be in before then.” Of course, none of mama’s rules have EVER been heeded by La Hilton.

Radar Online got the scoop on the smackdown; Paris told them that she and Doug were attacked at the DJ booth at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach.

Paris approached the DJ in the club around 3 am and requested a song by Madonna or Black Eyed Peas, “something she could dance to.” The DJ was spinning techno music, and techno is WAYYYY over P-Hilt’s head.

The DJ’s bodyguard was obviously not a Madonna fan, and pushed Paris in an attempt to make her go away. Doug hopped into the mash, and told the dude not to touch his girlfriend. Dougster says, “I came to Paris’ aid and all hell broke loose!” The bodyguard and Doug then began to brawl. Paris chimed in with: “I can’t believe someone would do this to us, it’s really scary!”

Hotel security intervened, the cops were called, and the fight was broken up. Paris was not injured, but Doug had a bloody lip. Here’s a tip, Doug…hook Paris up to her iPod before you go in the club. That way she can listen to Vadge without pissing off the DJ. Paris can’t tell the difference between the sounds in her head anyways, so she’ll be none the wiser. No need for thanks!

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Jamie Lynn Spears Cancels Wedding To Casey Aldridge


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Teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears has decided not to marry her womanizing baby-daddy Casey Aldridge. OK! Magazine reporteds:

“The wedding’s off,” a source tells the publication. “They are still in love, living together and very happy, but they have no plans to get married. Jamie Lynn has everything she wants and feels no need for a ring and piece of paper. She and Casey have weathered a lot in their young relationship already and don’t need the pressure of making wedding plans.”

In June, the couple welcomed their daughter Maddie Briann. Casey’s been busted for cheating before and after the baby’s birth.

Most recently, Jamie and Casey were seen taking their little daughter to big sis Britney Spears’ comeback concert, “Circus”, on March 3. Good thing Maddie is younger than her cousins Sean Preston and Jayden James, who are being dragged to Brit’s concerts every night as they’ve been forced to join the Circus. She probably can’t see the stage yet, and that’s a good thing! It’s definitely NOT kid-friendly, but this is a foreign concept to the Spears sisters.

Good luck keeping Casey on his leash, Jamie Lynn!

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Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath


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“New Moon” castmembers apparently aren’t super-psyched about “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson’s presence on the set. It seems, like Zac Efron, Bob doesn’t like to bathe. You who thought his bed-head was a result of using some extra products would be wrong. It’s REAL gunk. Anonymous insiders on the set complain that:

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Yowz. Somebody needs to start pulling some military-style pranks on Robert involving tossing him in the shower or dumping a trash-can full of water on him once in a while. Don’t you go for the Axe, Robert. That shizz is only gonna make it worse.

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Vanessa Bryant Is One Crazy Birch


kobe-and-vanessa-bryantOooh, more drama for Kobe and Vanessa Bryant. We all know that Miz Vanessa gets whatever she wants, especially if Kobe has been a very bad boy. All of that extreme power apparently has warped Diva’s mind, however, because her pampered ass is getting sued by the housekeeper. (Kobe’s is too.)

The now former housekeeper, Maria Jimenez, is suing the Bryants… divulging that she was “harassed and humiliated,” denied health insurance and forced to quit because of “intolerable” working conditions.

Maria is suing for more than $127,000 in unpaid medical benefits, more than $20,000 in unpaid wages and an unspecified amount in general and punitive damages. The suit claims she was subjected to wrongful firing, emotional distress, unpaid wages and invasion of privacy. The suit highlights that Miz V was incredibly abusive, even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog caca to retrieve a tag from her blouse!

Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa called her “lazy, slow, dumb, a f—ing liar, and f—ing sh-t.” BLEEEP! Maria had threatened to quit after being repeatedly embarrassed in front of Vanessa’s children as well as Kobe, but Kobe at one point had repeatedly asked her to stay after making his wife apologize. You KNOW that cost Kobe a trip to Tiffany’s.

Look for this to be settled quickly and quietly. Maria’s asking for the financial equivalent of approximately 1.5 of Vanessa’s lunches. And Snarkista adores children, but little Vanessa Jr. up there looks like she has a whole lotta mama in her. Just sayin’.

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Valerie Bertinelli Is Smoking Hot!!


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Valerie Bertinelli is going to do wonders for Jenny Craig! She’s lost 50 pounds on the program as a spokeswoman, and has landed on the cover of People this week in a string bikini! Girl is 48 and looks like she’s 28!! Check out the “before” on the right!

Valerie split with rocker Eddie Van Halen in 2005, has been candid about her battle with the bulge, chronicling her struggle in various ads and a blog for Jenny Craig.

She even gave the weight-loss plan a big plug in her 2008 autobiography, “Losing It—And Gaining My Life Back One Pound At A Time.” Way to go, Valerie!!!

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John Mayer Liked Twitter Better Than He Liked Aniston


jennifer-aniston-sadSome of Jennifer Aniston’s “friends” who love to blab to the tabs about her, are cashing checks again! This time, they told the Star that she broke up with John Mayer again (this time for SURE maybe), because he would rather Twitter than talk to the Stalker.
Jens’s “friends” said:

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back. Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.”

John was pretty much “whatever” when Jen made the “Twitter or me” ultimatum, and chose Twitter. Yep- Aniston got dumped for Twiter. This HAS to be a new low even for the Stalker. You know she’s still following him, though. She can’t help herself.

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