Sigh. Oh, Katie Holmes. Snarkista is naming you her winner for “Most Crimes Against Fashion 2008.” No, it won’t help you get a Tony Award. Are you not living in New York, arguably the fashion capital of the world? And is it not WINTER in New York? Even if the city’s experiencing a warm snap, there is NO excuse for this outfit. Wearing leggings, Snarkista’s most hated form of clothing is violation #1. Wearing leggings with SHORTS is violation #2. And wearing leggings and shorts with PUMPS is the third strike, making you OUT.

Not out like your hubby Tommy wants to have the gays be, with his proposal for a U.S. gay census like the UK has (for realz!). That’s a subject for another post, although it is QUITE amusing coming from Ms. Tom. No, Katie, just out like PLEASE DON’T GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THIS ANY MORE! You’re hogging all of the CAF awards. Pamela Anderson and Solange Knowles are getting pissed. Do not mess with Solange- she will cut a bitch. With FEATHERS!

Legendary siren Eartha Kitt passed away on Christmas Day in New York City, her publicist confirmed to CNN. Kitt, 81, had been treated for colon cancer. Her daughter Kitt Shapiro was by her side at the time of her death.

Eartha was primarily known for singing in her distinctively raspy voice and purring like a cat as Catwoman on the ’60s TV series Batman. She was a star of stage, the small and big screen and music. Kitt was nominated for three Tony awards, two Grammy awards and two Emmys.

Born around the cotton fields of South Carolina, Eartha left at the age of 4 to go live with an aunt in Harlem. She began her career after she auditioned on a dare for the Katherine Dunham Dance Troupe…and landed a spot as a featured dancer and vocalist.

She built a name for herself touring in Europe, then became famous in America when she appeared in the Broadway revue New Faces of 1952, where she introduced “Santa Baby,” as well as her other trademark songs, “C’est Si Bon” and “Monotonous.”

A performer to the very end, Kitt taped a PBS special in Chicago six weeks ago that is set to air in February. Only last week, “Santa Baby” was certified gold. Here’s an early video of Eartha Kitt singing that classic. Rest In Peace.

Jennifer Aniston dropped by The View to discuss her surprise-trauma-inducing movie Marley And Me, as well as her naked GQ shoot. Stalker says the GQ folks got her hammered before she took it all off, AND blabbed that she’d been Photoshopped in the magazine! From the looks of it, her thighs, knees and the girls all got spiffed up.

“What happened to the girl next door from “Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, in which Aniston appears seated, smiling, with her legs crossed, with only a tie around her neck. “She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied.

THAT will help your career, Jenny. Snarkista’s spies saw Marley And Me yesterday, and reported a whole theater full of bawling kids…with unsuspecting parents who were QUITE angry they’d been suckered into a “feel good” movie that ends horribly. Obviously, they didn’t read the book. Nonetheless, they’re PISSED at you, and possibly traumatized for life. Nice move!

Saturday Night Live’s Christmas Classics presents a historic cinema finding…the lost ending to the beloved “It’s A Wonderful Life”! Santa is on his way!

The day after tomorrow is the day we celebrate the biggest Gift ever given in history. Christmas, the day of hope, joy, and the greatest love of all. I wish you the merriest of Christmases, hope even in these times of trouble, and joy that comes not from things, but from blessings much more profound. Here’s Kelly Clarkson singing “My Grownup Christmas List”, one of my favorite modern Christmas songs. This has been an incredible year, and you’ve all played a BIG part. Thank you, bless you, and may 2009 be your best year ever!

Kirsten Dunst is still hanging in there providing her usual drunk-face fodder for the papz! Those guys still have to eat, and Tara Reid is in rehab. Didn’t Drunkst go to rehab awhile back too? Guess it was one of the fauxhabs in Malibu where you pop in and out for massages and colonics. Crap. Get THAT picture outta my head! DOUBLE CRAP. Get that idiot Ashlee Simpson song outta my head! OUTTA MY HEAD I SAY!! Curse you, Kiki. This is all your fault.

Wow! Another Chicagoan caught acting their CRAZY selves! Y’all up there in the windy city might wanna police Youtube a little better if you don’t want the rest of us to think you’re all freakin’ bananas. Snarkista thinks Gov. Rod Blagojevich should give Cheetah Lady an appointment. Or at least a taco!