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American Idol: It’s All Glambert’s Mad World

Snarkista has it bad, bad for Adam Lambert on Season 8’s American Idol. He had her at hello. She adored his very controversial “Ring Of Fire”, sprinkled with saffron and sitar that Johnny Cash would have LOVED. Trust. She loves his black nail polish and guyliner, but it’s the man’s crazy talent that is so irresistible. He sucks all the oxygen out of the room when he performs, yet for all of his showmanship- he’s extremely humble and gracious.

Every week, the wait for what Glambert will pull out of his hat is delicious, and his creativity is consistently amazing. It’s a 2 man race between Adam and Danny Gokey (love him too), 16 year-old Allison rounds out the best with the rest waiting for the final axe. Fortunately, the finale is many weeks away, meaning we get to hear and see more of Adam’s MAD talent.

There has never, EVER been an Idol contestant like him, and Snarkista wagers there never will be again. You will NOT get a karaoke performance from Adam; you will always get a consummate one. All Simon could do tonight was give him an immediate standing O. Along with the rest of America.

Glambert had the pimp spot tonight, singing Tears For Fears’ “Mad World” in his fab false, and once again KILLED. This guy is a once in a lifetime for Idol and 19E- he has the tweens, the grownups, the alts, the rockers, the gays, the straights…they all adore Adam. Here’s just a small reason why.

“Mad World” Studio Version


Don’t Count Farrah Fawcett Out Yet

Farrah Fawcett, the famed tan, blond, original Charlie’s Angel, has a serious battle with cancer. She’s been hospitalized in critical condition following a stem cell treatment overseas.

Tabloid reports have been published saying the star was unconscious and near death in an L.A. hospital Her spokesman, however, says she’s lucid, fighting a blood clot from the recent cancer treatment and thanks her fans for their well-wishes.

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Carrie Underwood’s Dress Devours ACM Awards

Last night at the ACM awards, Miss Carrie Underwood made SURE everyone knew she was the queen…she won the coveted Entertainer Of The Year award. Her massive ballgown, however; the subject of hot fashion buzz pre-show, won Entertainer Of The Night for threatening to eat all of the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.

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Levi Johnston To Dish With Tyra About Bristol Palin

Guess Levi Johnston’s figured out that the way to levi-johnston-and-babykeep living the good life, without being saddled with Bristol Palin and his kid, is to take it on the road!

Levi’s gonna bring his mom and his sister to tell it all to Ty-Ty Banks Monday, April 6th. He’s going to yap about being thrust into the national spotlight when Sarah Palin joined the presidential race, why he and Bristol Palin got knocked up and other “intimate details.”

Rumors have it that Bristol decided to nix their wedding, and put Levi out. No confirmation that the Palins thought the Johnstons were rednecks, but the buzz is out there. Is it ON? The Tyra Show has a clip of the upcoming episode…

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Madonna Loses Attempt To Snag Another Malawi Baby

Madonna’s lawyer stated this morning that a judge has rejected her bid to adopt a second child from Malawi. The judge has been watching clips from the Vadge tour, and he doesn’t want the little girl in question to grow up freaky.

Supposedly, Madonna was rejected because of residency rules. That’s the diplomatic way to say DE-NIED. Malawi adoption regulations require that prospective parents live in the southern African nation for at least 18 months. Like Madge is gonna do that! She got away with kidnapping adopting David Banda 3 years ago. This time, the judge didn’t want the backlash.

When Madonna adopted David, she was still married to Guy Ritchie. Now that Guy has escaped, Madge’s house isn’t looking so stable. Her efforts to adopt had drawn criticism from some activists who said the little girl would be best off with relatives.

Madge said in her affadavit:

“I am able and willing to securely provide for Chifundo James and make her a permanent and established member of my family,” Madonna said. “To deny Chifundo James the opportunity to be adopted by me could expose her to hardship and emotional trauma which is otherwise avoidable.”

Obviously, the judge ain’t buying this shizz. The emotional trauma of living with Mommy Dearest is WAY worse.

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Paris Hilton Is Trying Too Hard


Paris Hilton got all futured-up in an attempt to look relevant like Lady Ga-Ga. Lady G is the QUEEN of the spacy, and has loads of actual talent! Sorry, P. Hilt- You’re just a pretender to the throne. Please don’t sing to try and change my mind.

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Britney Spears Wanted Sam Lufti To Rescue Her From Daddy?

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That’s what Sam (Osama) Lufti’s sister Christina alleged yesterday at his restraining order hearing. Sam was the great “manager” who kept Britney Spears prisoner in her own house and hid all of her cellphones, while she went batshit crazy.
Christina testifyeth:

“[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam,” said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears’s manager. “She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids.”
Spears allegedly told Christina to meet her on the fifth floor gym of the Peninsula Hotel on Jan. 16. When Christina arrived, Spears was working out with her mother while a bodyguard stood nearby. But they rendezvoused in a sauna where Christina gave her a phone, saying it was from Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, which Spears then hid in a locker. “She asked me, ‘Will Sam be able to help me?'” Christina added.

The phone, however, was later discovered by Spears’s security team and confiscated from her purse.

Britney is locked DOWN, y’all. She may LOOk like she’s naked and free, but Papa Spears has that conservatatorship in his iron grip. Good luck, slimy stalkers Sam and Adnan. No gas station runs for y’all anymore!

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