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The FBI Gave Lee Anthony A Paternity Test


Lee Anthony, Casey Anthony’s brother, was ordered to undergo a paternity test to ascertain whether or not he was actually the father of his niece, Caylee Marie Anthony. Although rumors have run rampant on the ‘net that Lee was Caylee’s biological father, it had all been purely speculative.

Last night Nancy Grace reported that buried deep in the FBI files were paternity documents on Lee Anthony that proved that authorities must have wondered if he might have been Caylee Anthony’s father as well. After Lee’s creepy “C.M.A.” performance at Caylee’s memorial service, well, we were ALL wondering.

The paternity test was part of a search warrant issued against Lee Anthony and may have come after Casey Anthony had told the FBI that her brother had acted inappropriately toward her on several occasions. Casey Anthony told the FBI that the incidents had taken place over an extended period of time. The time-frame apparently concerned the FBI enough for them to conduct a paternity test on Lee.

The testimonies of Casey Anthony’s former fiance, Jesse Grund, and her then current boyfriend, Anthony Lazzaro that she had confided to them that her brother had made sexual advances toward her in the past.

The documents, which were released as part of the discovery documents, showed that Lee Anthony was not the biological father. The FBI paternity test had come back negative. Anthony has stated on more than one occasion that he did not know who the father of Caylee Anthony was.

The Casey Anthony soap opera deepened tonight, when it was revealed that Casey “confessed” in her diary that she killed Caylee as a “mercy killing” to keep Caylee away from her grandmother Cindy Anthony. This is one twisted-up family.

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LeAnn Rimes, Affair?


leann-rimes-dean-sheremetLeAnn Rimes blew “Live With Regis and Kelly” off about them this morning, but on her website, the singer SORT OF responded to rumors of an affair with “Northern Lights” co-star Eddie Cibrian.

“This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones, but I appreciate all your continued support,” she wrote today. “I would like to assure all of you that this is a place for you to hear things directly from me and as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white.”

LeAnn ends by telling fans to “have faith.” Faith that she’ll dish the scoop first on her website?! Somehow that little diary doesn’t sound so great for hubby Dean.

Rimes, 26, is married to Dean Sheremet, who is a former backup dancer. US magazine writes that Rimes “got cozy with [Eddie] Cibrian, 35, on the set of her March 21 Lifetime flick, Northern Lights.” Cibrian is married to model Brandi Glanville, and they have two sons.

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“No Chance” For Natasha Richardson


natasha-richardsonThe freak skiing accident that actress Natasha Richardson suffered resulting in a very bleak outlook. Richardson, 45, the daughter of actress Vanessa Redgrave, suffered a devastating head injury Monday while skiing on a beginner’s slope outside Montreal during a trip with at least one of her two sons.
Vanessa was reportedly lucid and talking for several hours after her accident, then fell unconscious. Her husband, Liam Neeson, 56, raced from a Toronto movie set to be with her as she was hospitalized.

She remains in a New York hospital, and her family and friends have all but given up hope that she’ll recover from her head injury. A family friend told People that:

“There is no chance. “It is a fact that her heart is beating but she is brain dead.”

Her fragile condition, described as “leakage of blood between the brain and skull has the actress’s family coming to grips with potentially having to make an unthinkably difficult decision. “It’s not official yet,” says the friend, “but they basically will detach her.”

Family and friends gathered for a vigil yesterday. We’re sending up prayers.

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Big Brooke Hogan + Stripper Pole = FAIL


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Big Brooke Hogan performed at the Calle Ocho carnival in South Miami, Florida yesterday, looking exactly like her mom Linda. Except we haven’t been subjected to pics of Linda pole-dancing. Yet. Brooke thought it might be sexy if she tried an impromptu pole dance for the crowd, which included her cheering DAD, Hulk Hogan. Gross.

Brooke, as you can clearly see, is not aerodynamically correct for stripper-pole dancing. She clearly IS making an ass of herself. It’s gonna take awhile for those carnival attendees to get THESE images out of their heads!

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Insanity And Chaos At “America’s Next Top Model” Auditions- Video!


Pandemonium erupted outside of an “America’s Next Top Model” casting call in midtown Manhattan Saturday, when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-wannabees. Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, “There’s a bomb!” OR, was it “There’s a blonde?!” Deep thoughts.

As the girls stumbled over police barricades, witnesses told a local radio station that the chaos was compounded after a man jumped out of a car and started grabbing purses. In the end, 6 people were injured, 3 were arrested, and stilettos and clothing littered the street. It’s the recession, yo.

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Lindsay Lohan Saturday Drama Overdrive


The papz everywhere are thanking heaven that Lindsay Lohan is in trouble with the law, TOPPED with a big old catfight between Li-Lo and SamRo. Ay, Dios. This is the good stuff. With the real possibility of jail! Roll ‘em!

The cops were called to Lindsay and SamRo’s house, (which is actually SamRo’s house.) Sam and Lindsay had a nuclear fight, and some priceless piece of swag got thrown out the window.

At the same time, the police were trying to serve Lindsay her $50,000 arrest warrant- for screwing up her probation! They went to the front door to talk to Lindsay and Sam but they wouldn’t open the door. TMZ has the video.

The po-po may arrest Lindsay. The papz are praying. It just might be an awesome night for those boys!

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Arrest Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan


UPDATE 4:26 pm CT: Police are reportedly at Lindsay’s house RIGHT NOW!!

Ruh Roh, Li-Lo is in BIG trouble again, and the po-po are looking for her! Beverly Hills police said an arrest warrant has been issued for Lindsay Lohan stemming from her 2007 conviction for drunk-driving.

The $50,000 warrant was issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court, the police said in a statement issued on Friday. They declined to state the reason for the issuance of the warrant.

“It is our hope that Ms. Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter can be resolved in a timely manner,” Beverly Hills police Lieutenant Mark Rosen said in a statement.

In November 2007, Lindsay spent 84 whole minutes behind bars for a drunk-driving and coke possession conviction. She had been arrested the previous May after she wrecked her car in Beverly Hills and again in July following a car chase in the Los Angeles beach community of Santa Monica.

Did the leggings-queen violate probation? Was she driving on a suspended license? Did she miss a court date? Did she run over SamRo? Answers will come soon, my children. Snarkista is on it.

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