UPDATE: And the skank-ho goes home! Smell ya, bikini girl.
Every year when American Idol fires up for the new season, we’re treated with delusional people who’ll try anything to get the judges’ attention…and a ticket to Hollywood. This year, with wildly talented new judge Kara DioGuardi, was no different. Among the many costumes worn by Phoenix wannabes was the tiny bikini worn by “model” Katrina Darrell.
Katrina got a pre-package showing her skanking around in hooker-heels and her bikini, and chasing a clearly shaken Ryan Seacrest, trying to get him to make out with her. Sounds like a recipe for a quick shutdown, no? Well, no. Simon and Randy’s testosterone got the best of them when Katrina got up for her audition. Katrina sang “Vision Of Love” and it was meh. Judge Kara effortlessly proceeded to show Katrina how it’s DONE. Kara and Paula were both unimpressed with Katrina’s chops.
Then…Katrina got SASSY with Kara and said Kara’s version wasn’t any better! Paula came to Kara’s rescue, and usually that kind of disrespect results in a quick ticket OUT. But…there were men in the room, and Katrina got her trip to Hollywood. Katrina’s a queen bi-yotch, and should be quite amusing when she’s up against the contestants with actual talent. At least one guy on the show wasn’t enamored of the stuck-up singer…Ryan looked gayer than usual trying to run away from Katrina, to the tune of “I Kissed A Girl”! Good times! Check it out below!
And here’s the entire American Idol Season 8 Premiere episode from Phoenix, in case you missed it! (Just X out of the popup page when you click play.)
Old New Kids On The Block are joining the ranks of Z-list performers who populate cruises everywhere! NKOTB want you to know that they’re still cool, though, and THEIR cruise will be the bomb…not A bomb. The boys, desperate to regain relevance, are hoping that you will wanna hop on the boat with them and kick it like you did in the ’80′s.
Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and Jonathan and Jordan Knight announced their plans to People magazine to hit the high seas for a concert cruise from May 15-18. Watch the video here!
The ride will be traveling from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. to the Bahamas, and the dudes will entertain fans on board with special performances and meet and greets. Tickets go on sale tomorrow on their website. Jokes McIntyre: “We’re not going to be drinking pina coladas, we’ll be serving them!” Ah, yes. The ever-hip drink pina colada. You’d never catch Marky-Mark drinking that shizz! Anchors away!
Miley Cyrus is racing out of control…and obviously her parents are complete morons. As everyone knows, Miley’s addicted to taking pics of herself that are sometimes quite racy. She obviously learned NOTHING after being hacked and having the shots appear all over the ‘net. No, Miley’s still at it, this time with her 20 year-old boy-toy Justin Gaston.
Miley thought it would be a great idea to post some pics on her Facebook of Justin hanging out with her IN BED. Brainiac! Besides continuing to set a skanky example for her young fans, her documentation of her love life may be evidence of a felony! Now, the Cyrus clan would have us all believe that Miley and Justin have a lovely, chaste relationship. We’d love to buy that, but the pics Miley keeps providing say something different.
Justin is a 20 year-old MAN, and is more than 4 years older than Miley. That’s a key number here in Miley’s home state of Tennessee, as that’s the defining rule for statutory rape. Not sure what the laws are in Cali, but I doubt they’d let Justin off the hook either. Tellingly, one of the comments to Miley on the Facebook screenshot says â€œHeâ€™s gonna kill youâ€, to which she responded, â€œHe doesnâ€™t have Facebook so he wonâ€™t knowâ€¦lolâ€. Oh, yeah, Miley. He won’t know! L.O.L. indeed.
Snarkista’s getting tired of telling Billy Ray Cyrus to tighten the reins on Miley, and it seems he’s either given up- or going along for the PR ride hoping it will help both of them out of their Hannah Montana contracts. There are even rumors he’s PAYING Justin to be Miley’s boyfriend. Whatever the reason, it is just WRONG. We’ll see if this latest stunt gives Justin a scare, or if he keeps on tossing caution to the wind. And Disney’s REALLY walking a fine line these days with it’s increasingly scandalous starlets.
OK! Magazine’s new publisher Kent Brownridge has reportedly derailed the Spears family-machine’s relationship with the magazine. The New York Post says that Brownridge, a Rolling Stone veteran, tightened OK!’s budget and clipped the magazine’s ties with the Spears clan. OK! previously bought exclusives on everything from little unwed Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy to Britney’s first photo shoot with her kids (with Cheetos).
Papa Jamie Spears, now in permanent control of Britney’s entire life, apparently is refusing to work with OK!, and the tab has banned its staff from Spears events! Natch, a rep for OK! denies all, saying:
“We always follow the Spears- in fact, Britney is on our current cover, and we’ll continue running stories about them. We need them and they need us.”
We’ll see if the recession changes anyone’s mind about an end to the long relationship…Britney has no lack of scandal these days, even though Papa Spears is running the show. Her new single, “If You Seek Amy”, is the subject of much global hand-wringing. The naughty tune has been banned from Australian airplay, and may suffer the same fate in the U.S.
Cutie-pie Jennifer Love Hewitt has really hit a rough patch lately. First, she and her fiance Ross McCall broke up over the holidays. THAT sucks by itself, but apparently J. Lo Hew’s been stalked by a real freak as well. The “Ghost Whisperer” actress started receiving graphic letters from a 62 year-old guy named David Nolte, which described violent sexual fantasies. Disgusting!
Fortunately, Jen was granted a 3 year restraining order against Nolte. She REALLY got scared when he showed up at her motherâ€™s house in December. Jennifer also believes this nutbag sold his home in Colorado so he could move to LA to be closer to her.
Nolte is now banned from going to the Universal Studios in Los Angeles, where Jennifer shoots the show, and was also ordered to stay away from her family and ex-fiancÃ© Ross McCall. Maybe it’s time to start packing some heat too, Jennifer, …and give the dirty old man a peek atTHAT if he lurks around again!
One of Snarkista’s fave actresses had to miss the Golden Globe Awards on Sunday because she has a collapsed lung! Law and Order SVU’s Mariska Hargitay suffered the collapse, a pneumothorax, while she and her family were on vacation. Mariska was up for “Best Actress In A Television Drama” at the Globes. Poor Mariska, that is a VERY painful and scary condition. Good news for fans, though, her rep. says that “She will appear in all episodes for the rest of the season of Law & Order: SVU.â€ Yay!
Mariska plays Detective Olivia Benson of the Special Victims Unit. She has won a Golden Globe and an Emmy for her portrayal. She is the daughter of 50â€™s blonde bombshell actress Jayne Mansfield and Mr. Universe Mickey Hargitay. Mansfield died at age 34 as a result of a 1967 car crash. Get well soon, Mariska!
Renee Zellweger had a fashion FAIL at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards this weekend…pairing a black fishtail dress with a transparent top with a white bra. WTF? Surely Renee had a mirror available whilst getting dressed for the Globes, but it sure doesn’t look like it. And her Bridget Jones hair doesn’t help any argument to the contrary!
Squinty pranced around on the red carpet showing off her booty too. Did somebody start her traditional Golden Globe imbibing of spirits a little early? Sure, everyone’s hammered by the end of the show, which usually makes for an entertaining watch- all the more reason to hold off at least until one is seated at one’s table. Renee? Basic foundations 101: Nothing but black underneath your black, especially if your black could double as a mosquito net. Which yours easily could, and therefore should be shipped to Africa immediately.