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Amy Winehouse Got Trashed And Went To The Hospital Again


amy-winehouse-s-lucia-permAmy Wino’s been terrorizing the Caribbean isle of St. Lucia while attempting some DIY rehab. Except in Amy’s rehab you get to smoke pot and drink. Amy majorly overtreated herself and turned into a “shaking mess”, necessitating a trip to the hospital.

A source told The Sun that: “she looked in a terrible state, a shaking mess. The people with her were very concerned.”

A spokesman for Amy admitted she was in hospital. He said she had run out of a drug replacement she has been using. No weed in the Caribbean?! Must be climate change.

Wino always takes a licking that would kill a normal person, but she keeps on (literally) kicking. When she sneezes, it snows in the Caribbean. Ganja men get ready, because Amy’s doing great and she’ll be busting out of the hospital soon! And she’s out of weed. Remember the kicking part.

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Watch Joaquin Phoenix Act Crazy On Letterman


Was he “acting” or is he bananas? Joaquin Phoenix’s appearance on David Letterman the other night has tongues wagging about what the heck is wrong with the dude! Punk on Letterman for the benefit of brother-in-law Casey Affleck’s documentary on Joaquin? Is Joaquin really quitting acting to become a rapper?! (That HAS to be a punk!) No matter what, it’s worth watching just for the sheer whackiness!

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Britney’s Ex Adnan Ghalib Gets A Felony Charge


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Membah back in the craaaazy Britney head-shavin’ gas station hoppin’ days? Then you surely haven’t forgotten her prince from the papz…Adnan Ghalib… who got to be her boyfriend for a couple of months. Months where Adnan and shifty bud Sam (Osama) Lufti kept Brit-Brit prisoner and pumped full of drugs, until Papa Spears had to bust some heads, and get restraining orders against both of those fleas.

Now, Adnan is in even BIGGER trouble. He’s under investigation for felony assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle. Here’s the story… yesterday morning, a process server went to Adnan’s apartment in lovely Encino to serve his azz and order him to appear in the restraining order case.

The process server was waiting for Adnan in the alley when the former papz rolled up and allegedly hit the guy with his car. The process server says he landed on the hood of Adnan’s car. Adnan was known to be THE MOST aggressive driver in all of the Britney economy. Not a small feat.

Adnan allegedly fled the scene and the process server called cops at 10:42 AM. Police arrived and noticed the process server had cuts and scratches, but he refused treatment. The case is under investigation. Ghalib is the suspect and the alleged crime is assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle — a felony.

Hate it for ya, soul patch!

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Video: Koala Saved By Australian Firefighter


Sam the Koala Bear was caught in the horrible wildfires going on in Australia. She gets a drink and a rescue from a wonderful firefighter in this video! Glad to report Sam is recovering well, and has a new BFF Koala named Bob at the wildlife rescue center. Sam suffered second degree burns to her paws and will take seven to eight months to recover, while Bob has three burned paws with third degree burns and should be well enough to return to the bush in about four months.

“They keep putting their arms around each other and giving each other hugs. They really have made friends and it is quite beautiful to see after all this. It’s been horrific.” Kudos to the firefighters in Australia, and may God protect you all!

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Rihanna Told Police Chris Brown Threatened To Kill Her


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Rihanna is said to be cooperating with police in the case against boyfriend Chris Brown’s alleged assault on her before the Grammys. The story is not pretty.

A source close to the investigation told E! News that Rihanna has alleged to police that Chris choked her, threatened to kill her and she lost consciousness as a result of the attack.

They were together at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party late Saturday, and began fight. As to why they started fighting…there are reports that Chris received a text and that Paris Hilton was all over Chris outside of the party, and also rumors that Rihanna gave Chris the herpes…hmm. After midnight, things blew up. Brown pulled his rented Lamborghini to the side of a street in L.A.’s Hancock Park. Reportedly, Rihanna grabbed the car keys, threw them out the window…and Chris snapped.

After an unsuccessful search for the keys, he came back to the car, put his hands around her neck and said, “I’m going to kill you!” Rihanna told police that she lost consciousness, and when she came to, Chris was gone.

Officers were so concerned about her, they drove her to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance. They took picture of her injuries at the scene and after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The pics are likely among the evidence presented to the D.A.

Chris was released from LAPD custody after posting $50,000 bail. His celebu-lawyer, Mark Geragos and Chris’s publicist have not responded to requests for comment on the situation. These are very serious charges that Chris is facing. It’s too bad, but he may have killed his career.

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Caylee Marie Anthony’s Memorial Service


Caylee Marie Anthony’s memorial was finally held yesterday, a heartbreaking service for a slain little angel. Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie. You are home.

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8 Arrests In Michael Phelps Bong Scandal


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New details have emerged about a party where Olympic champion Michael Phelps was spotted.

On Feb. 2, UK’s News Of The World published a picture of the 14-time Olympic gold medalist using a bong to smoke pot. The picture was taken at a party in Columbia back in November when Phelps was there for a visit.

Investigators began trying to build a case, and they’ve made eight arrests: seven for drug possession and one for distribution. These are arrests that resulted when the sheriff’s department served search warrants.

The department has located and confiscated the bong as well. The MORON owner of the bong was trying to sell it on eBay for as much as $100,000! He wasn’t even at the party, but he is now one of the eight now charged. Brainiac.

Phelps is not one of those charged at this point, but the sheriff’s department says it has strong evidence that matches the photo to the house on Blossom Street. It clear that he’s gunnin’ for Michael. Geez.

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