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Save Pink!

CRAP! The effin’ Scientologists are trying to snatch Pink into the Xenu fold. Pink! Think! Pink’s BFF Juliette Lewis (yes, the fashion trainwreck and sometime-rocker) has reportedly recruited Pink into the fellowship of the thetan-fearers. Juliette thinks holding some soup cans will help Pink get over the breakdown of her marriage to Carey Hart. UK’s Entertainment-wise says:

“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

Come ON Pink! You’re the thinking-woman’s rocker! Run!! Seriously, do you wanna end up like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta? Or looking like Juliette…even though she’s your best friend? We don’t want a Pinkbot! It will cost you a FORTUNE! Flee Xenu! Save Pink!

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Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Are Crappy Neighbors

Mini-terrors Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have their neighbors in their formerly quiet West Village neighborhood upset. Really upset. Seems the girls are “disruptive, intrusive and totally disrespectful”. AND, they’ve created a “military presence” in their hood. A neighbor said “you’d think there was a government operation going on”. Snarkista wonders who would want to off MK and Ashley? Bob Saget and John Stamos still love them, even though the little twinkies haven’t done much lately!

The diminutive gazillionaires began renting two floors of a brownstone on West 13th in May, for $12,000 a month. They come and go in the wee hours of the night, roaring off in their SUV’s to hit the latest NY party spots. One resident called them “two spoiled brats” who “change the character of the neighborhood” by posting security guards outside. The bodyguards have even made other building residents move from the brownstone’s front stairs, so the twins can climb the steps in privacy. Holy insufferability!

The twins are definitely not “green”, as they keep two giant GMC Denali trucks parked outside the townhouse EVERY NIGHT, with the engines idling for hours at a time. Major Carbon Footprint Alert! Other celebs who live in the hood are Sarah Jessica Parker, Gisele Bundchen, Julianne Moore and Liv Tyler, but they reportedly are good neighbors. Not “invaders” like MK and Ashley have been called.

The only comfort for the neighbors is that the little fashionistas are renters. The rest of the building HOPES it isn’t a long-term rental. Predictably, a rep for the twins denied that security has ever asked anyone to leave the stairs. Quoth the rep:

“If there were significant issues, you would think that the neighbors would address Ashley or Mary-Kate directly, rather than calling the media.”

Oh, right. How are the neighbors supposed to do that with the goon-patrol surrounding them at all times? Here’s hoping the twin terrors move on to other digs soon before someone gets hurt!

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Kanye West Arrested After Airport Attack

Update: Now with video of Kanye’s hissy fit!

Kayne West has one oversized temper which he has repeatedly shown is too big for him to handle. Case in point, today Kayne was arrested at LAX after attack a photographer. His bodyguard was ALSO arrested for doing the same to another man wielding a video camera. TMZ was involved. Big surprise.

Erik [TMZ] says he was at Terminal 4 (American Airlines) when he noticed a still photog taking several pictures of Kanye West. Erik says West rushed the photog and grabbed his camera. A struggle ensued and the still guy was screaming, “Police, help!” Erik says Kanye then took the still camera and threw it on the ground, breaking it into pieces.

Erik then went over to Kanye, his camera rolling, when Kanye’s bodyguard walked up to him, realized Erik was taping, and said, “Give me the camera, give me the camera.” Erik responded that he had a press pass and had a right to shoot. The assistant then grabbed the camera, ripped off the mic and viewfinder and smashed it to the ground.

Erik says Kanye then tried to leave to board his plane, but cops stopped him before he got to security. The cops then interviewed Erik, the still photog, Kanye and his assistant..

This is where it gets crazy. The cops asked Erik if he videotaped the incident and Erik said he had. That’s when Kanye lunged toward him and said, “Give me the fu***ng videotape.” Cops had to restrain Kanye as he tried coming at Erik.

Of course, Kayne’s rep couldn’t comment. He was probably in jail somewhere else.

Source: TMZ

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Free Jessica Alba By Registering To Vote

Jessica Alba stars in a new ad from Declare Yourself urging people to vote. Jessica is in bondage, and needs for you to free her by registering. That duct tape is gonna hurt like hell when they pull it off. Pull fast! If you aren’t registered to vote, do it today. An election is a terrible thing to waste.

to register online!

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Amy Winehouse And BFF Jack Daniels Kicked Out Of Hotel

Snarkista KNEW it would turn out bad when Amy Winehouse ordered 48 bottles of Jack Daniels to accompany her to the Bestival Festival on the Isle of Wight. Amy headlined the concert this past weekend, and needless to say, got HAMMERED. Didn’t make for a good performance, which was called “shambolic”, (British for really crappy), but it doesn’t stop there. Of course it doesn’t. This is Wino we’re talking about, and she doesn’t HAVE a stop button.

Reportedly, Amy KEPT drinking till 5 am. Bosses of the Wellington Hotel said she barricaded herself in her penthouse suite with her buds and Jack. Things deteriorated, until her whole entourage got kicked out. They were banned from re-entering the hotel for destroying her room and for shouting at the staff and guests.

The hotel said that they caused 5,000 pounds (aproximately $10,000) worth of damage, burning furniture with cigarette butts and spilling alcohol all over the room. At least she didn’t drink ALL of the Jack!
A source told The Sun that:

“Amy was a total mess. She couldn’t manage to walk to the car so they had to wrap her in a duvet.”

Shocker!! Who in the hell let Amy truck in 48 bottles of Jack Daniels? Did they think this was preferable to Amy trucking in her crack? Amy’s manager needs a good kick in the ASS, and a major pay cut. Her dad Mitch is once again vowing that Amy won’t perform again until “she gets better”. Whatever, Mitch! Amy is BRAIN DAMAGED, and Snarkista told you the only hope she has is to be committed. Until then, people are gonna get what they deserve if Amy’s scheduled to perform…a no show, or, more likely, a trainwreck.

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David Archuleta’s New Video For “Crush”

Oh, you can admit it. David Archuleta is just the cutest little thing. And, if you are of a certain age, you may have a crush on HIM! And if you are of a different certain age, you just want to bake him cookies and do his laundry. Either way, a pretty adorable package.


Madonna Might Have A Little OCD

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder…when one feels compelled to repeat actions over and over, often washing and cleaning accompanied by phobias about germs. Madonna may have some OCD, and is definitely a germaphobe who doesn’t trust the maid to clean the toilets properly! Her phobias were center stage in her hotel in Nice, France. Vadge had all the toilets taken OUT, sanitized, and reinstalled before her recent Sticky and Sweet concert there. Additionally, In Touch magazine quotes an “insider” as saying:

Madonna is still the reigning queen of pop, so it’s not surprising that she’s picky about her thrones — especially when it comes to public toilets. Before her concert at the Palais Nakaia concert hall in Nice, France, on August 26, the singer had all of the commodes, showers and sinks removed, scrubbed down and then reinstalled. Everyone thinks she did this because she hates the thought of dirty and germy things. During her tour last year, a man stole some of the toilets from the Madonna tour and sold them on eBay for nearly $8,000!

Holy crap! (Pardon the pun). Snarkista would have to take a pass on expensive Madonna-crappers on eBay. Vadge admits she has some control issues. Ya think?!

“Guy tells me to loosen up. My friends do, too, but I can’t. I’ve always been this way.

Unless Kaballah is like Scientology and hates psychiatrists, Madonna should ring one up! With a tour named Sticky and Sweet, the gunk must be everywhere, and driving her crazy. Okay, even MORE crazy.

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