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Well THAT didn’t take long! Actually, it’s about par for Sienna-speed. The Mirror is reporting that Sienna Miller is about to move in with married, father-of-four, Balthazar Getty – just a few weeks after dumping Rhys Ifans. Sienna’s been hanging out with the billionaire, and the papz have gotten some STEAMY shots of a topless Sienna mugging it up with Getty in Italy.

Balthazar is heir to an incredible $50 billion dollar fortune. He apparently invited Sienna to move in to his mansion after their Italian holiday. She’d been staying over a LOT already, as his furious wife Rosetta had taken the kids and moved out. Sienna told a few friends that Getty had dropped some hints about moving in. Then during the holiday their feelings for each other got stronger. One pal said:

She doesn’t really want to move into the family home because of all the history with his ex wife, so they are planning to buy somewhere new. But her friends are worried she’s rushing into it.

She’s not quite an ex, yet! Get ready for a MAJOR battle for the bucks! And while Sienna has a reputation for rushing into and out of relationships, Getty’s billions may prove to be the glue that keeps her sticking around.

It’s Friday, I’m In Love…er sorry! Had a bit of The Cure stuck in my head! It IS Friday, however, and it’s time for another Friday’s Fifteen Minutes- where z-listers get some press while they try to go for twenty! Today’s poster boy is none other than Scott Storch, who just a few years ago, was a top pop music producer, living in a $10.5 million mansion on an exclusive Miami island, driving a stable of exotic cars and dating the likes of Paris Hilton and Lil Kim. Scott got beat with the ugly stick, but his bucks helped the ladies overlook it.

Nowadays, however, he’s pulled an MC Hammer. He owes over $500,000 in real estate taxes and had a warrant out for his arrest when he failed to show up for court in a child-support case last month. He hasn’t had a top 10 hit in three years. He still has his mansion, but his lawyer, Guy Spiegelman, tells the AP that Scott is attempting to refinance it after a “catastrophic occurrence this year” resulting from “mismanagement.” Like dropping too much money on Wonky and Lil Kim! Storch hasn’t talked to either of his children in months.

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Tween queen Miley Cyrus has had her share of scandals, from racy pics to naughty candy. Some people just say “leave Miley alone” ‘cuz she’s just a victim! Others are getting pretty critical, since most of Miley’s racy pics were taken by Miley! Now it seems British mothers have had enough, and are banning her toys and dolls from their homes.

Some angry parents at the Disney store in London told Fox News that their kids still want to buy the dolls and toys, but they feel Miley

“is now of an unsuitable nature for a 15-year-old megastar.”

The moms are OVER Miley’s controversial pictures which keep popping up on the web. We all know the latest set of pictures were published after they were hacked from Miley’s email account. Still, Miley’s racy self-pics for Nick Jonas aren’t setting well with tween moms and dads. Hannah Montana is EVERYWHERE, and has a huge influence on her young fans.

Snarkista told papa Billy Ray that he needed to get that shotgun out, and now he might wanna think about hiding the i-phone! Miley’s already wanting to do a “Sex and The Sequel”, and she’s 15. When she’s 18 and has control of her millions, it’s gonna be too late to straighten her out. British moms apparently aren’t gonna wait and see.

Tom Cruise isn’t going to be playing the role of Edwin A. Salt, a fictional CIA officer who is outed as a spy. Fox 411 reports that the production, “Edwin A. Salt,” from Columbia Pictures, has been a huge, expensive headache.

Now Tom is out, and apparently it’s about the money. Tommy still thinks he’s a “Top Gun” in Hollywood. He used to be the highest-paid star, but he’s not commanding a $20 million salary like he did in the past. A studio source says:

The reasons for Cruise’s departure are not just his diminished popularity, negative public opinion and Scientology — although those would be good enough. It’s also just generational. Cruise is 45. His heyday as a box office star — if he ever had one — is over. Like past huge leading action stars such as Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Cruise must face the brutal facts of aging. Ironically, he’s been replaced by Will Smith, whom Cruise has courted for Scientology.

Yep, Tommy’s officially a cougar now, and a lot of people aren’t real keen spending their money or time on Mr. Couch! Cruise’s upcoming release, “Valkyrie,” is due next February. It isn’t going to help Tommy’s image to play a Nazi, although it may have been a breeze for him to get into character. Just ask Katie!

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Probably not the kind of free time she was wanting. OK magazine and others are reporting that Britney Spears has ended her battle to win back custody of her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, from ex hubby Kevin Federline. Brit-Brit is gonna avoid a messy trial that was scheduled for next month, and would probably not be great PR for the new album she’s “working on” right now. By “working on” Snarkista means Britney goes into the studio and farts around while other people figure out how to get her attention for a bit.

L.A. County court commissioner Scott M. Gordon stripped Spears of custody of her two young sons, ordering her to hand the children over to Kevin on Wednesday at 12 p.m. In an eight-sentence decision, Gordon did not say why he took the action or say how long Spears would be denied custody. But two weeks ago, he said there was evidence that Spears was “a habitual, frequent and continuous” user of drugs and alcohol.

Kevin’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case last night.
Kaplan announced:

At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner Kaplan adds, Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving.

Snarkista bets Madonna is ecstatic too, ‘cuz now Britney’s got 2 less reasons to stay home from Madge’s Sticky and Sweet tour. Tater Tot and Small Fry hopefully won’t see any Youtubes of mommy on the big screen!

Britney is still under the legal conservatorship of Papa Spears. Her visitation privileges with the kids were severely restricted following her hospitalization in January, when she went batshit crazy. Britney has monitored visitation with her sons two days a week and one overnight.

Hopefully she won’t go out and get knocked up by one of the papz! She’s reportedly jealous of little sis Jamie Lynn, as Brit has always wanted a little girl. Britney may have watched Jamie Lynn’s Reproduction Rap too many times! Papa Spears needs to slip a little pill in her daily frapp, ‘cuz Britney preggers, with raging hormones, sounds like a major nightmare.

British girl band Girls Aloud is coming to the small screen. Snarkista’s favorite Fab Five are going to star in a drama series titled “The Secret World Of Sam King.”

The series, created by record label Universal Records, will be shown exclusively to users of UK teen social networking site Bebo, and will base its main character on American Idol judge Simon Cowell! The series will be focused on the early days of his career in the music business, showing his brilliance at spotting new talents just like Simon did during his youth.

Girls Aloud are ALL about the camp, which is one reason Snarkista adores them. Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh, and Nicola Roberts are said to be excited to take part on the project. A friend tells Brit Newspaper the Daily Star that:

They’re all really excited – it promises to be a lot of fun. They’ve made a lot of cool videos, and it’s no secret that several of the girls harbor ambitions to get into acting and this will prove a great showcase.

Too bad those of us on this side of the pond will initially have to watch on the net. The news does, however, give Snarkista the PERFECT excuse to repost her FAVE Girls Aloud video- for the song I Can’t Speak French. Take some notes, Trannycats!