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Sarah Palin’s Daughter Bristol Is Pregnant


The McCain-Palin campaign has announced that Bristol Palin, Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter, is pregnant. Bristol Palin, age 17, will marry the father of her baby shortly. The internet has been on fire with rumors about Sarah, Bristol and pregnancies, calling it “Babygate”.

A spokesperson for McCain says that he knew about Bristol’s pregnancy, and did not consider it to be a problem for the campaign. For the past several days, The Daily Kos and many other websites have been spreading rumors that Sarah Palin was NOT the mother of Trig Palin, the infant son with Down’s Syndrome, rather that Bristol was. There were also rumors of a boyfriend of Bristol’s, a boy named Chris Ray, who before the news hit professed his love for Bristol on his Myspace. NOW, apparently her baby-daddy is Levi Johnston. US magazine says his Myspace (since taken down) reveals “He doesn’t want kids”. The beauty of Google is the cache, however, and here’s Levi’s Myspace. (NOT his pic at the top!) Apparently, Levi is in Snarkista’s extended network! WTF! It also seems Levi has scrubbed out most of his friends, but still has the “not for me” quote about kids. Genius. This trainwreck just gets worse by the minute.

Snarkista abstained from posting any rumors, as she felt any facts that were relevant would eventually come out. McCain’s aide says:

“Senator McCain knew this and felt in no way did it disqualify her from being vice president. Families have difficulties sometimes and lucky for her she has a supportive family. Bristol Palin, a senior in high school, is about 5 months along, in her second trimester, according to the aide. The aide said they decided to reveal this information now because of rampant Internet rumors that Sarah Palin’s four month old baby, who has Down’s Syndrome, was actually Bristol’s. In the course of correcting that, we needed to get the truth out,”

The official statement from Sarah and Todd Palin says:

“We have been blessed with five wonderful children who we love with all our heart and mean everything to us. Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support. Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family. We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates.”

Snarkista honestly feels like Bristol should not be a target for anyone, no matter which side of the aisle they sit, politically speaking. Bristol is 17 years old. Unfortunately, she has felt the heat of the speculation, and has been outed by the press.

Barack Obama released a statement that the issue is “off limits”, and if he finds anyone in his campaign helped spread the smear attempts, they will be fired. That should shut up some of the paranoid, scorched-earth asshats at the Kos.

Snarkista hopes that people can now be civil about this issue, as she has read UNTOLD crass, nasty posts about the questions this weekend. Sarah Palin is in the public office limelight, and should sink or swim on her OWN merits. John McCain looks like he didn’t do his vetting homework. Nonetheless, leave her daughter out of the fight.

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Amy Winehouse May Never Recover


LATEST UPDATE: Amy Winehouse Autopsy Reveals Little About Singer’s Death

A friend of Amy Winehouse’s has spilled shocking new details of Amy’s drug use to UK’s The Sun. Amy is said to have had 2 major overdoses, binged on crystal meth and may have brain damage after a 36 hour hash marathon. The friend says that Amy convulsed so badly during her overdoses that it was “like a scene from The Exorcist”.

Doctors reportedly have warned Amy and her family that one more overdose will probably kill her. Her first overdose in August of last year was from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Holy effin’ crap. Ketamine too? Snarkista supposes we shouldn’t be surprised about anything Amy puts into her body, but damn. Veterinary drugs.

In July, Amy had a second overdose when, according to her friend, she “inhaled an inhuman amount of hash that left her vomiting uncontrollably and hallucinating”. This was when Amy was rushed to the hospital in London, and her father Mitch later said she’d had a “bad reaction” to medication. No detail on what medication she was on, but it was quite possibly methadone. Mitch’s initial reaction at the time was more TRUTHFUL, saying that “Amy’s f***ed up.”

Her friend says that doctors are worried Amy’s brain was seriously damaged by the hash overdose, and that she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia. She told The Sun yesterday that:

“The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a s***load of pot to suffer that severe a reaction. It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours. Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty. She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

Um, yeah, Amy is surely brain-damaged by now. Snarkista is amazed Amy’s still alive at all. She has to weigh less than 90 pounds, and now has emphysema from smoking crack. Her enablers…friends and family who continue to allow her to live this way, are now the ones ultimately responsible for her condition. The Amy that WAS there, is gone now. An involuntary commitment is the only thing that has any HOPE of helping her. She’s out of her mind, and those around her are fiddling while Rome burns. Her parents need to nut-up and DO SOMETHING. Get Jamie Spears on the phone. He’s an effin’ expert. Seriously.

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Contest Giveaway: Olympics DVD Winner Announced


The winner for NBC’s DVD to celebrate the 2008 Olympics has been selected.

Congratulations to Valerie W. She’ll receive a copy of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies DVD from NBC.

Keep an eye out for more contests coming your way!

Big thanks to NBC and 360i for sponsoring this contest.

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No More Leaked Photos Says Miley Cyrus Hacker


Tennessee boy Trainreq has decided NOT to release any more Miley Cyrus pics from her email account he hacked . He posted the following statement yesterday on his website, Trainreq.org.

I am posting just to give you an update on everything. In this post I am going to settle some rumors. I would like to start off first by simply saying, no more pictures of Miley Cyrus will be leaked. I would appreciate it if people would stop begging. It would not only be redundant, but it would also be very “assholey” of me to leak a new set up pictures every week. Whenever I get time, I’ll pull off another celeb hack pretty soon, I am taking a break and laying low for now. Secondly, YOUTUBE.COM/TRAINREQ IS NOT MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! Yes, The youtube account with Miley’s “information” on there is not my youtube account, and that is NOT Miley’s or Nick’s real AIMs/Phone numbers. I currently do not have my own YouTube account. Please note that I will never offer to sell or give away any celebraty’s information. So if someone is acting as me offering you information for a favor or some money, it’s not me. Also, please stop asking me for celeb numbers. I do not have Miley Cyrus’s or Nick Jonas’ phone number. I got them once, but celebraties change their numbers alot, and I am not going to stalk them down for their new ones. Third off, I love it how so many people come crying to me all like “OMG! YOUR SUCH AN AWFUL PERSON! YOU MESSED UP HER CAREER”. I haven’t responded to any of those messages , but I would like to say this: She has had pictures leaked of her before, the amount of Hannah Montana shit that you see EVERYWHERE in stores (especially in Walmart) did not reduce , and they did not go down either when I leaked the sets of pictures. However, I do realize that I did invade her privacy, the photos where for Nick Jonas and only for Nick Jonas. But I do not think that makes me anymore of an asshole of what a paparazzi is. Also, Be sure to check out Insane Alliance it is a little video project me and my friends start where we try to be funny and make you tube videos and songs. I started it about 2 years ago, but have done barley anything to it, I might get serious with it if I get some traffic. Thanks to everyone who is on my side , and knows what I am really about. Even though I do not have all the time to respond to fan mail, I do greatly appreciate the messages I see.
Hugs and kisses
– TrainReq

Miley was 15 when the pics were taken, and Trainreq would get in MAJOR trouble if he sold them. His real name is Josh, and he posts regularly on Digitalgangster…a hacker forum. Sounds like he’s become quite the celeb himself, as he can’t respond to his fan mail! Apparently he’s been worried the po-po are gonna raid his crib, so he’s decided to lay off of Miley. Fair warning to other celebs, however, these guys are awful good at what they do! Remember, you can never go wrong by hitting DELETE!!!

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The Jonas Brothers: Band In A Bus Video


Nashville-based Gibson Guitars gave The Jonas Brothers a tricked-out bus to record their latest album A Little Bit Longer. It’s a tour bus AND a recording studio! All is not perfect for the JoBros, however, but they press on literally through the crap. Look for more episodes soon!

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Breaking: Casey Anthony Escorted Out In Handcuffs



UPDATE: Casey Anthony made a brief appearance before a judge in Orange County, Florida this morning (Saturday). She was silent, and her attorney Jose Baez was at her side. The judge affirmed her $3000 bond on several charges of economic fraud. Casey, however, will NOT be bonding out today. Last night, Bounty hunter Leonard Padilla and his bail-bondsman nephew revoked the $500,000 bond they put up allowing Casey to leave jail for house-arrest at her parents’ home. That bond was set when Casey was originally arrested on charges of child neglect and lying to authorities. She remains the only person of interest in the disappearance of her 3 year old daughter Caylee, approximately 45 days ago.
Casey Anthony, mom of missing toddler Caylee Anthony, has just been led handcuffed from her parents’ house in Orlando, Florida (8:30 pm. ET). A limited-immunity deal was on the table for the missing tot’s mom, but sources now say she has been arrested with new charges, possibly murder, possibly theft/white collar crimes relating to money Casey had stolen from friends and family. She has been taken to jail.

DNA tests run on the trunk of her car were released this week, and were matches with 3 year old Caylee’s. University Of Tennessee’s Body Farm also did air-sampling that confirmed a decomposing body had been in the trunk of the car. The forensic results have been damning, and unfortunately point to the likelihood that little Caylee is dead.

Yuri Melich, lead detective on the case, was one of the men who escorted the handcuffed Casey into a waiting police vehicle. Six or more marked cars arrived at the house while a protest was being held outside. Initially, reporters thought the police were there to disperse the protesters. It soon became evident that they were there for Casey. Her attorney, José Baez was not visibly present, indicating that the police were not there to cut a deal. Casey, as usual, was stonefaced. The crowd was cheering.

A sheriff’s press conference is due shortly. RAW VIDEO OF CASEY’S RE-ARREST HERE. Update: WVTV is reporting that Orange County sheriff’s deputies arrived at the Anthony family home Friday evening and arrested Casey Anthony on charges of forgery, theft and using fraudulent information. The charges stem from allegations Casey took money, possibly from family or friends. “She had used names and checks in an account that didn’t belong to her,” said Capt. Angelo Nieves of the Orange County Sheriff’s Office. Anthony was being held on a $3,000 bond Friday night. The sheriff’s press conference said Casey is due to appear in court tomorrow morning at 11:30 am ET. The formal charges are Uttering a Forged Instrument, Fraudulent Use of Personal Information and Petty Theft.

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