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Tom Cruise Can’t Sing, Still Has A Gay Old Time

Okay, this video isn’t from Tom Cruise’s last birthday in July, but it IS from his top secret birthday party aboard the Freewinds, Scientology’s asbestos-ridden (earthly) mothership. Snarkista’s watching the DNC and wanted to give y’all something to laugh at BESIDES nutty protesters calling Obama a warmonger (?)! Here’s Tom, with Scientology-boss David Miscavige glued to his side partayin’ down Tommy-Girl style. Big mistake to hand the mike to Tom for some “Old Time Rock-n-Roll”. Tom can’t really dance either. Enjoy!

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Will Michelle Obama Make A Baby Announcement Tonight?

Speculation is keen today that Michelle Obama is pregnant. Rush Limbaugh speculated on the topic this morning on his show…and wondered if Michelle may make an announcement during her speech tonight at the Democrats’ National Convention. The pic on the left shows Michelle in March, the pic on the right is from yesterday. She’s definitely put on some pounds.

Snarkista wonders if Michelle would really make such a spectacle of her speech, even if she IS pregnant. Still, if you subscribe to the “all press is good press” school of thought, it certainly would be front-page news. She definitely needs to make people forget some of her controversial remarks of the past, and a preggers announcement would certainly divert some attention! She WILL be making the case for “her man” tonight, and if her man’s been gettin busy, it would probably reinforce his family-man image. It would also highlight the fact that John and Cindy McCain are too old to be makin’ babies. One thing’s for sure, she won’t be talking about Obama’s birth certificate. Stay tuned…

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Paula Abdul Has A New Reason To Drink

On his radio show today, Ryan Seacrest announced that American Idol will have a fourth judge this year! The newbie is Kara DioGuardi, a singer, songwriter, producer and artist. She may be new to the Idol stage, but she’s a formidable force in the music industry. Fox says:

DioGuardi’s songs have appeared on more than 100 million records. Her songs have been recorded by Grammy award-winning artists including Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Santana and Pink. Scores of major recording artists including Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Pussycat Dolls, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Natasha Bedingfield, Jewel, Ashley Tisdale, Katharine McPhee, Taylor Hicks, Bo Bice, Clay Aiken, Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Kylie Minogue, Enrique Iglesias, Nick Lachey and Marc Anthony have also released DioGuardi’s songs.

Over the last four years, she has been awarded 10 BMI Pop Awards for having written the most performed songs on radio. From her catalog of several hundred songs, over 264 have been released on major labels worldwide; and over 165 have appeared on multi-platinum selling albums. DioGuardi co-owns Arthous Entertainment, where she develops and mentors fellow hit writers, producers and artists.

Wow. That is one HELL of a resume. Kara’s quite attractive as well! Paula is gonna look even MORE like a lightweight next to Kara. Randy will too. Here’s hoping for some great catfights between Paula and Kara, and for Simon to immediately begin seduction attempts. Must-see tv!

Read Hollywood Hills‘ take on the situation here!


Heidi Montag: Maxipad Aerobics

Douchess Heidi Montag shot a video for her heinous new song “Overdosin’”. Heidi decided to play an 80′s aerobic instructor! The shoot obviously took place in an apartment clubhouse with some z-list 80′s porn guys, like Mr. Goldlegs there. This shizz looks like velveeta with cheese on top!

Sadly, whoever was in charge of wardrobe forgot to tell Heidi not to wear a MAXIPAD with her leotard. They also made Heidi wear dirty socks. The video premieres tomorrow on Heidi’s website…if you think you can handle the “song” COMBINED with “Let’s Get Physical” flashbacks. And maxipads. Don’t decide until you try listening to the “song” by itself, ‘cuz it’s craptastic! Fair warning!
UPDATE: Double Warning On The Video!! Oh, my, lord. Forget waterboarding, send this shit straight to Gitmo. Snarkista is now physically nauseous because of the synthesizer stuck in her head. Damn you, Heidi!

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Britney’s Crazy Cameo For Madonna: Video

Well, the quality is pretty crappy…but here’s a look at Britney Spears‘ well-publicized cameo for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet Tour. Britney filmed her big-screen piece for Madonna earlier this summer, and it’s OBVIOUS it was a piece of cake for Brit! Madonna goes nuts in an elevator and so does Britney. And Britney says “it’s Britney, bitch.” Whoa! Oscar time!

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Snarkista is an incurable world-events junkie, and what with Russia and KGB Putin bombing the hell out of the sovereign, democratic nation of Georgia, along with the Democratic and Republican Conventions imminent, she’s a little cranky about Politicians today. Particularly in light of the fact that the mainstream media refuses to touch the issue of Barack Obama’s citizenship and birth certificate, and his legal ability to be President. Snarkista is not taking sides, she wants to know the TRUTH. As should every American, whether Democrat, Republican, Independent, Constitution Party, Green Party, or WHATEVER. Do we need the effin’ National Enquirer to bust the media again about our Politicians? They had to do the dirty work on John Edwards, and it’s starting to look like they’re the only ones with the balls to do what the mainstream media WON’T do.

While we wait for someone to grow some, here is one of Snarkista’s favorite Switchfootsongs called, of course, Politicians. Hint: It ain’t a love song.
This is a crazy video version of the song… blame Padme? Star Wars definitely has it’s share of politicians. Do check out Switchfoot Dan’s version too. It’s pretty fab. And to all of you Politicians: stop playing shifty with us. And don’t fiddle around while Russia cranks the Cold War right back up. Y’all keep an eye on Poland too, ‘cuz it’s about to get REAL chilly. Fire it up, boys.


Contest Giveaway: 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies DVD

The 2008 Beijing Olympics are almost over with the Closing Ceremonies taking place Sunday night on NBC at 7pm. To celebrate two amazing weeks of Olympic Games NBC has sent over to us a couple of Opening Ceremonies DVDs for us to giveaway (a $30 value!) to our readers.

2008 Beijing Olympics DVD – Giveaway Details
1. Send me an e-mail at with your name and mailing address. Please include “Olympics” in the subject of your email.

2. I’ll draw winners for the DVDs on Saturday, August 30, 2008 and if selected you’ll be notified by email. Enter now!

Restrictions: Must be a U.S. resident and 18 years or older. One entry per person & per email address (one person can’t enter through multiple email addresses, nor can multiple people enter through one email address).

Visit for more details on the Games.


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