Well, if Ali Lohan can do it, Snarkista guesses anyone can. Hayden Panettierre has decided she’s not busy enough with her show Heroes, and is following in the golden steps of starlets Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and others. She’s cut an album. Here’s Hayden’s first single and video from her upcoming album “Eclectic”, entitled Wake Up Call.
What Snarkista wants to know is…
Ah, Snarkista LOVES satire!! It’s Time For Some Campaignin! The fab folks at Jib Jab have released their latest presidential campaign spoof, and NO ONE is safe! It’s awesome, and the quality is splendiforous. You MUST check it out… you can even put yourself in the video!! Kudos to the Jib Jabbers!
Last night, designers and celeb dog owners got together in NYC for the 2008 Paws for Style event, benefiting the NY Humane Society. â€œThe Hillsâ€ star-turned-designer Lauren Conrad was scheduled to walk the runway, but backed out at the last minute, refusing to go onstage!
LC arrived WITHOUT a dog, but apparently borrowed one so she wouldn’t look like a dumbass walking the press line before the show. She gave interviews, and natch posed on the red carpet, then completely SPAZZED.
Some in attendance spotted her crying backstage. Maybe Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were on the front row sticking their tongues out. OR, maybe it has something to do with retailer Kitson dropping her clothing line! Doesn’t matter. The MC of the show, obviously NOT a fan of Lauren’s, told the audience…
â€œThose reality stars can be such temperamental bitches.â€
No joke. LC was reportedly paid $20,000 to show up and walk the runway at the event. All of it was paid for by the Humane Society. Classy! It’s one thing to get paid by a club to show up and hang out, and it’s another thing to rip off a charity.
Wendy Diamond, the editor in chief of Animal Fair said:
100 percent of the proceeds from Paws For Style go to the Humane Society of New York, we do not take a penny. If anyone would like to help make up for this costly mishap, please call the Humane Society of New York at (212) 752-4842 or visit their website: http://www.humanesocietyny.org/.
It sucks to have to pick up LC’s tab! As an animal lover, however, Snarkista’s gonna toss a few bucks their way. Here’s hoping Miss Conrad will return the 20K she OBVIOUSLY owes the society. Maybe they can cancel the check.
photo credit: WENN
Pete Wentz must be one TIRED dude these days. He has his Fall Out Boys duties, pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson, and now a gig with MTV. No, it’s not a reality show, thank the LORD. On Fridays this summer, Pete’s hosting “FNMTV,” (Friday Night MTV) a show that aims to take MTV back to its music video roots.
Newsweek’s Oscar Raymundo did a little Q&A with Pete, and Pete’s pretty funny! When asked how he got MTV to do a show with actual music videos, he said that “Most people pitch reality shows to them, like, ‘Check this out. My friend is going to live in a bucket for a week.’ It’s kind of a novel concept to have music videos.” Ha! Tragic but true!
Which artists may get played on his show? “We like to have at least one that you might not expect, like the Ting Tings or No Age.” Oscar digs deeper: “So not, like, the Pussycat Dolls.” Pete allows that “Obviously, you have to deal with the network. MTV has given me full access to their video vaults. I’m allowed to play a couple of videos that I just want to play.” Wow. That’s REALLY nice of MTV. Pete says if he played one of Ashlee’s videos, he’d probably play La La, although he thinks that Invincible had the best direction.
Pete says that the reason he owns bars in New York and Chicago is that most of his friends aren’t famous people, and it’s hard for him to talk his way into getting them into the clubs. So, he said it was more fun to make his own club! On not going out much:
I could, but don’t really like to anymore. A lot of times it feels like you’re the nocturnal animal in the zoo, and it’s 12 noon and there’s a group of schoolkids staring at you, asking why you aren’t dancing and eating bananas.
Pete says the thing he misses most about being single are the ants in his house (!), because he ate Pop-Tarts in bed. Ashlee’s wisely put a stop to that. Oscar didn’t avoid the elephant in the room, and asked Pete if he missed making out with guys. Pete says:
This is what is going to be put on my tombstone, ’cause I said it, like, one time. But no, I will not miss it.
Here’s hoping Pete CAN save music videos, and prove to MTV that there ARE people out here who actually like them instead of shows about people living in a bucket.
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Last night’s Canadian Idol proved one thing for sure. American Idol may have had some crappy theme nights this past season… Andrew Lloyd Webber anyone? But at least they didn’t touch David Bowie. Sadly, Canadian Idol did. The Thin White Duke is probably sharpening his fangs right now. Here’s a great example of why.
Tim Gunn has a message for Project Runway’s fans about the showâ€™s new season: You may feel like screaming at the TV! The show’s fifth season premiers Wednesday on Bravo (9 p.m. ET). Tim tells People magazine:
Itâ€™s a real roller coaster, Fans are going to get mad â€” early! There are some big surprises: Favorites wonâ€™t be there anymore, and I can only imagine how the blogs are going to explode over some of the challenge winners. We say that each season has a different DNA and boy, is that true.
Tim gave a sneak-peek at each contestant:
*Blayne, 23:”The designers love him. His work is like his personality â€” exuberant. Blayne is hard to miss.â€
*Daniel, 25: â€œHeâ€™s intense â€” not the workroom jokester â€¦ I called him â€˜the sweater.â€™ As in perspiration.â€
*Korto, 33 â€œStill waters run deep: She seems so quiet and reserved, almost reclusive. Sheâ€™s not. Korto is going to tantalize people with her work.â€
*Emily, 27: â€œEmily is effervescent, very likable and a positive presence in the workroom. Sheâ€™s a sweetheart but sheâ€™s serious about what she does.â€
*Jennifer, 27: â€œSheâ€™s very thoughtful, smart and she is driven by literature and classic films rather than the pop culture scene.â€
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