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Britney’s Crazy Cameo For Madonna: Video

Well, the quality is pretty crappy…but here’s a look at Britney Spears‘ well-publicized cameo for Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet Tour. Britney filmed her big-screen piece for Madonna earlier this summer, and it’s OBVIOUS it was a piece of cake for Brit! Madonna goes nuts in an elevator and so does Britney. And Britney says “it’s Britney, bitch.” Whoa! Oscar time!

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Snarkista is an incurable world-events junkie, and what with Russia and KGB Putin bombing the hell out of the sovereign, democratic nation of Georgia, along with the Democratic and Republican Conventions imminent, she’s a little cranky about Politicians today. Particularly in light of the fact that the mainstream media refuses to touch the issue of Barack Obama’s citizenship and birth certificate, and his legal ability to be President. Snarkista is not taking sides, she wants to know the TRUTH. As should every American, whether Democrat, Republican, Independent, Constitution Party, Green Party, or WHATEVER. Do we need the effin’ National Enquirer to bust the media again about our Politicians? They had to do the dirty work on John Edwards, and it’s starting to look like they’re the only ones with the balls to do what the mainstream media WON’T do.

While we wait for someone to grow some, here is one of Snarkista’s favorite Switchfootsongs called, of course, Politicians. Hint: It ain’t a love song.
This is a crazy video version of the song… blame Padme? Star Wars definitely has it’s share of politicians. Do check out Switchfoot Dan’s version too. It’s pretty fab. And to all of you Politicians: stop playing shifty with us. And don’t fiddle around while Russia cranks the Cold War right back up. Y’all keep an eye on Poland too, ‘cuz it’s about to get REAL chilly. Fire it up, boys.


Contest Giveaway: 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies DVD

The 2008 Beijing Olympics are almost over with the Closing Ceremonies taking place Sunday night on NBC at 7pm. To celebrate two amazing weeks of Olympic Games NBC has sent over to us a couple of Opening Ceremonies DVDs for us to giveaway (a $30 value!) to our readers.

2008 Beijing Olympics DVD – Giveaway Details
1. Send me an e-mail at with your name and mailing address. Please include “Olympics” in the subject of your email.

2. I’ll draw winners for the DVDs on Saturday, August 30, 2008 and if selected you’ll be notified by email. Enter now!

Restrictions: Must be a U.S. resident and 18 years or older. One entry per person & per email address (one person can’t enter through multiple email addresses, nor can multiple people enter through one email address).

Visit for more details on the Games.


Don’t Show This To Katy Perry’s Mom

Snarkista doesn’t think it would go over so well. Katy Perry is QUITE a good sport, however, and is fighting the war against breast cancer. With her breasts.

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Amy Winehouse Not Going To Rehab; Still Rolls Her Own

Here’s Amy Winehouse leaving her London home this morning. As you can see, Amy can STILL stop shaking long enough to roll herself some Maui Wowie. Is there no END to her talent? However, the recent rumors that the crackie would be going to rehab in Bury St. Edmonds, near her beloved hubby Blaaake, are wrong. Y’all didn’t think Wino would go to rehab while conscious did ya?

Her publicist has come out and says that alas, she will not be attending. Poor guy, you KNOW he was praying for a break from chasing Amy through traffic. With a hint of disappointment that his client won’t be getting the help that she needs, he told the press, “Unfortunately the residents of Bury won’t be enjoying Amy’s company.” Snarkista thinks the “residents of Bury” are throwing a party right now.

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Da Brat Is Going Up The River

Female rapper Da Brat (Shawntae Harris) is headed to the Big House. She was sentenced today to 3 years in the tank, due to an assault conviction from a fight on Halloween. This is why she’s wearing a CLOWN SUIT in her mugshot.

Da Brat set sail with Captain Morgan, and bashed Atlanta Falcon cheerleader and waitress Shayla Stevens in the head with a rum bottle. Both were attending a party at Jermaine Dupri’s Studio 72. Things apparently got heated between the two, and Da Brat acted A Brat. Shayla suffered “permanant disfigurement and mental distress as a result of the attack, greatly affecting her career as a cheerleader, club model and actress”.

Da Brat has probably greatly affected her career as a rapper as well, for the better! Her street-cred resume just got longer. Those girls in prison better step off if they see the clown suit pop out. In addition to the three years in prison, Da Brat was sentenced to 7 years probation and 200 hours of community service. Clowns are EVIL sumbitches.

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Britney Spears’ Photoshop Diet

Hmmm. OK Magazine’s big spread on Britney Spears and her new hot bod may have been a teensy bit exaggerated. Britney yammers on about her 1200 calorie a day diet in the article. Snarkista thinks Britney’s been on the Photoshop diet, and the pic on in the middle seems to support her thesis. The middle pic was taken last night, and Brit’s showing quite a bit of junk in the trunk. (Click to enlarge.) Don’t know when Britney shot the OK pics, but either she had a little help from the “magic eraser”, or she immediately went back on the cheeto diet she started during the shoot! The pic on the right don’t lie!!

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