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Dancing With The Stars Season 7 Cast Leaked

UPDATE: Lance Bass WON’T be dancin’ with a dude. Thank the Lord. He’s gonna be paired with the awesome Lacey Schwimmer from So You Think You Can Dance! The official cast of “Dancing With the Stars” season 7 isn’t due to be announced until Monday, but the reported list has been leaked out. says the hit ballroom reality series will have celebrities from former NSYNC member Lance Bass to Hollywood socialite Kim Kardashian. No word on whether Lance will dance with a dude, or if Kim will reduce her ass for better aerodynamics and safety on the dance floor. Video below!

Lance and Kim will be reportedly joined by comedian Jeff Ross and “model” and former Bruce Willis squeeze Brooke Burke. “All My Children” star Susan Lucci, TV star Ted McGinley, primetime Emmy Awards-winner Cloris Leachman and “Hannah Montana” series’ Cody Linley are also on the list. Snarkista thought spicy, 82 year old Cloris didn’t make the cut, but apparently she did. She’s gonna make last season’s Priscilla Presley look like a teenager.

Sugar Ray singer Mark McGrath, Grammy Award recipient Toni Braxton, Olympic medalist Maurice Greene, celebrity chef Rocco DiSpirito, retired football player Warren Sapp and beach volleyball player Misty May-Treanor round out the cast. Misty May is by far the contestant in the best shape, and she’s coming off of some big Olympic PR. She doesn’t have an OUNCE of fat on her, and she has some fabulous moves. She’ll serve up some serious competition.

On the whole, it looks like this cast may skew the demographics of the show even older than last year. The seventh season of “Dancing With the Stars” begins in in September. The official announcement of the cast will be Monday, August 25 on Good Morning America. Here’s Kim Kardashian doing a DIFFERENT kind of dance with the Pussycat Dolls the other night. That ass is gonna hurt somebody.

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Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt “Don’t Bother Coming Back”

Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt “not to bother” returning to their rented Chateau Miraval in Provence, France, after he left to spend the night up the coast at a place owned by U2’s Bono. BAD MOVE BRO! Especially after you had that little chit-chat comforting Jennifer (Stalker) Aniston after John Mayer took off. Angie’s hormones are on turboboost and you’re off kickin’ it at Bono’s crib.

In Touch magazine’s latest issue has an insider revealing the shocking news that Angelina’s nerves are shattered, and “she has been screaming at Brad over the tiniest things.” According to sources, she is exhausted. Her house is a mess, toys and clothes are scattered everywhere.

“Angie is tired all the time. Knox wakes up, and (she) will spend an hour feeding and then changing him, and then Viv wakes up as Knox is going to sleep. Then, by the time Angelina has fed and changed Viv, she has about 10 minutes to sleep before it all starts over again,” another insider alleges.

Angelina gave birth to the twins on July 12. They also have 3 other children. 5 kids, all under 7 years old, two of them infants. Looks like Saint Angelina has at least been temporarily cured of wanting to adopt the world. Nanny!

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Britney Spears’ Real Singing Voice…Yikes!!!!!

This video is reportedly the feed from Britney Spears‘ OWN mike during a Las Vegas performance. It was published by GIGWISE and Ebaumsworld, and if it’s for real, and it SOUNDS like it is…HOLY CRAP. Britney’s not just bad, she’s AWFUL!!! She should stick to lip-synching! Get the duct tape!!

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Right Now In Nashville: Jessica Simpson Snoops On Tony Romo

Nashville radio station’s Woody and Jim from The River 107.5 (NOT a country station by the way, but I digress…) interviewed new beer SpokesFrog Jessica Simpson yesterday, and the dicey subject of Carrie Underwood came up. Specifically, Underpants’ big FIB to Allure magazine about Tony Romo still calling her. Jessica agreed that it is definitely NOT true.

Jess said that “Tony and I both laughed at that! We got a chuckle out of it.” So far, so good. Then Jess efffed up big time. How does she know for sure? She snoops on Tony’s phone call-log! Way to pull an Aniston, Jess! On the air!!! Look how well that shizz worked out for The Stalker! Check the River 107.5 link above for the 3 video clips of the interview, and don’t miss clip 3 where Jess discusses farting in bed. Oh, girl.


Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Blow Stuff Up For Hubby

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Cracked-out Amy Winehouse is planning a big fireworks show for her husband Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil so they can watch them at the same time. They won’t be together for the big bangs; Blake will still be in the pokey, and Amy MAY be in rehab. Or not.

The big show is going to be on “Bonfire Day”- a favorite holiday of Amy’s. Not being British, Snarkista had to look up “Bonfire Day” and see what the hell it is. Here’s your history lesson for the day. Bonfire Day is in honor of the event in November 1605, when some Catholics led by Guy Fawkes tried to blow up Parliament and King James 1, when he was to open Parliament. They were pissed because the king passed a bunch of laws against Catholics that forced them to worship in secret. The event is remembered every November 5th, when the “Guys” are symbolically burned in bonfires. Those Brits aren’t very PC, are they! Guess the Catholics don’t celebrate this particular holiday.

Amy, however, LOVES Bonfire Day…it was the day she released her blockbuster “Back To Black” album. She’s probably thinking the explosions will blow the prison open and free her beloved Blakey. Amy will be waiting with something cooking on the bonfire, and it won’t be a hot dog! Such would be the thought process of the Crackie of Camden. Snarkista wonders how Amy’s gonna pull this off if she’s in rehab! Well, her previous “rehab” visits were long weekends where Amy was just sleeping it off. When she wakes up, she gets the hell outa there. Wino’s gonna do what Wino wants to do! If you’re playing with fire, Amy, you better watch the ‘hive. That shizz will melt faster than a crack rock, and look like John Travolta’s spray-on hair.

>> Latest: Dad Thinks Amy Winehouse New Boobs Are Great


Jennifer Garner Confirms Pregnancy Number 2

This is no real shocker to anyone who’s been keeping an eye on Jennifer Garner’s ever-expanding waistline, but not until now has Jennifer affirmed the fact that she’s pregnant with baby number 2!
At an event celebrating the 10th anniversary of Baby Einstein products in L.A. Wednesday, a USA Today reporter asked the actress, 36, about her upcoming projects.

Garner then pointed to her baby bump and said with a smile, “This.” She wouldn’t reveal her due date. Rumors have her at about 5 months along. “We’re so excited, obviously,” she told Access Hollywood. She also joked about her swollen belly. “Oh, I’m not pregnant. I just had a lot of carbs for breakfast. It’s just…what do they call it- a breakfast pouch?”

Jennifer and husband Ben Affleck, mom and dad to adorable 2 year old daughter Violet, just bought a $16 million house in L.A.’s tony Brentwood neighborhood as they get ready for the new baby. Official congratulations to the happy family!

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Screw Bigfoot, Forget Chupacabra…It’s Goblin Shark!

Now HERE’s a story you can sink your teeth into! Unlike the Montauk monster, Chupbacabra or Bigfoot the hoaxer…Goblin Shark is for realz! Check out his freaky alien jaw moves! Goblin Shark’s favorite treat is squid, and one was recently spotted off the California coast. Usually Gobby hangs out in Australia and Japan, but he must have been needin’ himself some Cali. Gobby doesn’t fool with low quality, grainy footage or rubber Halloween suits. That shizz is WAY beneath him!


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