CNN talk show host Larry King, 74, is rumored to be divorcing his 7th wife, Shawn Southwick when she gets out of rehab! Shawn Southwick, 48, entered rehab late last month for an addiction to painkillers she used to deal with a chronic migraine problem. Larry and Shawn have been married for 11 years and they have two sons together, Chance Armstrong, 9, and Cannon Edward, 8.
Larry and Shawn were seen having a disagreement that got ugly outside a restaurant last year. Larry denied at the time that the fight was serious, but The National Enquirer (print edition) has a source which claims that the couple fights constantly and that King is going to divorce Shawn once she finishes her stint in rehab. She’s due to be out of rehab around the end of this month.
The Enquirer claims Larry is ready to spring divorce papers as soon as possible. Classy! At least Shawn still looks good enough to bag another husband, this time hopefully one not as ancient as Larry.
Heather Mills, the most hated woman in the UK, took a little vaycay last week! She took 20 friends with her to celebrate the end of her trainwreck marriage to Sir Paul McCartney. In the UK, it normally takes six weeks for the final divorce decree to come through. Heather and Paul’s came through on May 19th, only 5 days after the divorce was granted. The poor judge most likely couldn’t bear the thought of Heather stomping back into his courtroom!
That means that Heather has had full access since then to the Â£24 million (approximately $48 million US) in cash and properties she beat out of Sir Paul. Party time!! Heather did it up right last week, spending around Â£250,000 (aprx. $500,000 US). Vegan banquets were spread out every night and guests were transported by private jet from Antigua to Necker- Sir Richard Branson’s private paradise island.
$500K is enough to buy a four-bedroom house in her hometown of Newcastle. Not that she’s ever going back THERE to live. She’s
goldigged worked too hard to get where she is now! Her public image, however, has been smashed due to her crazy-ass behavior throughout the divorce. Heather shops on, blissfully blowing her ex-husband’s money. She just spent $5 million on a condo in New York, and is looking for L.A. property in the $2 million dollar range. She’s reportedly looking for something in the center of London. The price range? Around $10 million.
Her new boyfriend Jamie Walker quit his job as a travel agent to do odd jobs for Heather. She, in return, is hoping to use her contacts in showbiz to help him make it as a DJ! Maybe Heather knows SamRo and Lindsay, or the guy who used to date Nicole Richie. Snarkista confuses him with Christina Aguilera’s caveman.
Maybe Snarkista’s calculator is broken, but it says Heather’s committed over a third of her divorce money on just the items in this article. Since May! That poor divorce judge. Heather’s coming back.
As many of you no doubt know, one of the most inspirational men of our generation lost his battle with pancreatic cancer today. Randy Pausch was a Computer Science Professor at Carnegie Mellon University, and he was 47 years old. After he was diagnosed, Randy wanted to speak to the CMU community about living and love. His “The Last Lecture- Really Living Your Childhood Dreams” was not given with fame in mind, rather it was a gift from Randy to his wife and 3 small children. Randy became an “accidental celebrity”, when the lecture, and his book with the same title, ended up inspiring countless people all over the world.
These are a few of my favorite “Randy Quotes”:
â€œEnabling the dreams of others is even more fun than achieving your own dreams.”
“The inspiration and permission to dream is HUGE.”
â€œThe brick walls are not there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something.â€
“Have something to bring to the table, because that will make you feel more welcome.”
“Experience is what you get when you don’t get want you wanted.”
â€œWe donâ€™t beat the [grim reaper] by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well.â€
â€œIt is not the things we do in life that we regret on our deathbed, but it is the things we do NOT do that we regret.â€
â€œFind your passion and follow it. You will not find that passion in things or in money and you will never be happy if these things are your passion.â€
If you’ve never seen Randy’s “Last Lecture”, take the time to! It will amaze and inspire you, and may just change the way you look at life. What a great gift he left for us all.
In The Beginning, There Was Barack: Times Online
Kristin Cavallari Needs A Stylist…Stat! CandyKirby
JC Penney Ruins The Breakfast Club: SOMG
Wino Wants Five Kids: Backseat Cuddler
Foxy Brown and Lil’ Kim Didn’t Deliver: Industry’s Finest
Rose McGowan Scares Me: Superficial Diva
Kim Kardashian And Her Ass May Clear The Dancefloor: The Superficial
Diddy Is NOT Engaged: Vote Me Cool
Yet Another “Saved By The Bell” Alum Project: Gawker
UPDATE: Fox News has independently confirmed the NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S report about John Edwards’ late-night visit to the Beverly Hilton hotel earlier this week. Oh, the shizz is REALLY hitting the fan now! John Edwards’ secret meeting with his mistress at the Beverly Hilton hotel has now become part of a criminal complaint. The National Enquirer broke the story of Senator Edward’s not-so-secret hookup with his mistress. Now, Enquirer reporters Alan Butterfield and Alexander Hitchen have filed a criminal complaint with the Beverly Hills Police Department, charging that hotel security acted unlawfully while the reporters were trying to question the former senator.
Edwards now could be contacted by police to give an eyewitness account of what occurred. THIS is why the shizz is hitting the fan. The mainstream media has basically stayed out of this story, leaving it to the bloggers and internet news reporters. That could all be about to change.
When the Enquirer reporters were documenting the trysts, hotel security tried to stop them from questioning Edwards in the basement of the hotel after he came off an elevator and appeared to be attempting to leave the hotel unseen. His secret mistress Rielle Hunter and her baby were upstairs, and Edwards had just spent hours with them what he thought was a secret rendezvous.
As Butterfield and Hitchen tried to question Edwards, he ran down a hallway and ducked into a men’s public bathroom. The reporters attempted to follow him in and Edwards pushed the door shut from inside. Hotel security showed up and intervened. The reporters charge that not only did one security guard threaten to break their camera but that security also violated several statutes of the California Penal Code, including false imprisonment and preventing a guest from entering land.
The reporters were registered guests at the hotel, while Edwards was not. Police recorded the criminal complaint and will turn it over to detectives. Senator Edwards better be at Tiffanys or Cartier right now shopping for something NICE for wife Elizabeth. Not gonna be any potential V.P. “Time For Some Campaignin’” for John!
This is all soooo junior high â€¦.so you may need a MAP. Snarkista gets a laugh out of Miley Cyrus attempting to make fun of her NOW ex’s new (and prettier) girlfriend. You know Miley has that new Rolling Stone cover of the Jonas brothers plastered EVERYWHERE. Not that she’s a stalker like Aniston. Apparently, Miley’s just apologized for this video, but Snarkista’s not sure she’s sincere!
Disney girl Selena Gomez (“The Next Miley Cyrus”) made a YouTube video awhile back with her equally cute best friend and fellow Disney star Demi Lovato (possibly another “The Next Miley Cyrus”). Miley used to date Nick Jonas, who is NOW dating Selena, and Miley’s not a big fan.
Miley struck back the way she does everything offstage…on camera. Miley’s annoying friend Mandy’s in the clip too. Notice how instinctively Miley pulls her shirt to show the camera! The video is mindless, and only important for one reason. Miley, this kinda shizz is why Nick, the nice boy, bolted.
Girls, Snarkista’s gonna give you a BIG rule to follow. No matter how many of your friends send skanky pics to their boyfriends, DO NOT DO IT if your boyfriend is (hopefully) a NICE BOY. NICE BOYS will run away. If you want a prince, you must behave like a princess. (Not the diva kind, or the My Super Sweet Sixteen kind). This is a timeless rule, and no matter how much your friends say it’s stupid, hide and watch and you”ll see Snarkista is RIGHT.
And Miley? Lay off the Ritalin (or Adderall)! You really need to stop being the loudest girl in the room, another MAJOR rule violation. Here’s Miley and Mandy’s video making fun of Demi and Selena’s video. OMG! She’s SUCH a BITCH!!
Lauren Conrad and Victoria Beckham now have something in common: they were both kicked out of Hollywoodâ€™s hottest boutique.
Earlier this year, Kitson owner Fraser Ross announced that he was dropping Vicâ€™s dVb style collection because of lame sales and Posh’s refusal to make a promotional appearance. Now Lauren’s self-named collection of overpriced Targetstyle has suffered a similar fate, with Kitson’s press release that her lack of involvement has led to a lack of sales.
When the collection first came out it did really well because of all the hype surrounding it,â€ a Kitson rep has said. â€œBut her people were never able to set a date for her to come to the store and as a result it didnâ€™t sell.â€
Lauren’s rep fired back that her collection has exceeded expectations and is in more than 500 stores, including Bloomingdaleâ€™s, Nordstrom, and Fred Segal. The rep also attempted damage control over rumors that Conrad isnâ€™t the genius behind the brand that she claims to be.
Lauren designs the line from start to finish, doing everything from sketching to fabric selection to fitting the garments
When she’s not partying. However, a few key fashion insiders say that LC is more the â€œcelebrity faceâ€ behind her label and that her Creative Director Sherry Wood (the designer for former fashion label Tart) is pretty much responsible for all those boring, girly garments.
Apparently, the majority of celebs with a fashion line have such crazy schedules that they do a bit of the work and front the collection, and Conrad is â€œno different.â€ Lauren was also reportedly heard telling pals at a Hollywood club recently that she â€œcanâ€™t even draw a sketchâ€ after being asked for some advice from an aspiring fashion designer. Genius! LC’s too dumb to even keep her mouth shut!
LC apparently does drop by the sweatshop apparel mart where the clothes are made.â€œShe generally stays for an hour or so when she comes,â€ an employee in the mart said. Anyone who has seen Posh and Lauren’s “collections” would give them at best a yawn, and then a YIKES at the pricetags! Girls, please. Lauren’s dresses all look like sacks, and Snarkista wouldn’t be caught dead with “DVB” on her ass.