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China pulls a Milli Vanilli: The Telegraph

Big Brooke Hogan… Desperado: D-Listed

Pregorexia- The Hottest New Celebucraze: Gravy And Biscuits

Britney And The Elephant In The Room: Backseat Cuddler

Celebs Say The Dumbest Things! Behind Blondie Park

Why Can’t Michael Phelps Look As Good As He Swims? The Third I

The Top 6 Celebs Who Shouldn’t Be Famous: Celebrifi

Ryan Phillippe Takes It Off: Ten Gossip

A Field Guide To Cougars: NY Post

The Top 10 South Park “Chef” Moments By Isaac Hayes: Times Online

A REAL Chupucabra! (Not Rachel Zoe): Guanabee

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Katy Perry Wants Female Fans To Kiss Off


Girl, you brought this shizz on yourself by trying to perv up on Miley Cyrus for some PR! Katy Perry says that despite the lezbo lyrics in her smash “I Kissed A Girl”, she is OVER her female fans trying to snag a smooch.
Katy whined to The Sun

Girls now keep asking for a kiss. After every show on my tour I stay behind to do an autograph signing. But about a dozen women will want a snog. I just sweetly say, ‘No, thank you’. If I kissed everybody who asked I’d probably go away with something I don’t really want.

Katy was quick not to hop off of her gravy-train though, and revealed her same-sex crushes on Hollywood stars inspired her to write the song. Don’t kiss PARIS! Wonky McValtrex will make your lips fall OFF!

I was reading a magazine and opened it up to a picture of either Scarlett Johansson or Megan Fox, and I turned to my boyfriend and said, ‘You know, if they walked through the door and asked me to pucker up, I would just do it.’

Girl, if Megan or Scarlett walked through your door, Mr. Katy Perry would mow your ass down so fast you’d be kissing the floor! Glad the shtick is working out for ya though, you broke Beatles chart records with your song. It’s probably time to shut up about kissing 15 year olds, though. However, SamRo and Lindsay are on line 2!

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Rumors Of Lil Wayne’s Daughter’s Death Uncertain


UPDATE-UPDATE: Site Allhiphop.com is reporting an exclusive with Lil Wayne, putting to rest the rumors that have engulfed the net all day.

“It has come to my attention that there are recent reports circulating regarding my daughter. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who are genuinely concerned about Reginae and her safety,” Lil Wayne told AllHipHop.com. “Please allow me to dispel any rumors or speculations and report that my daughter is alive, healthy and surrounded by family who care and love her dearly. The rumors are completely false and unfounded; neither Reginae nor any other member of my family has been involved in any car accident. My family and I truly appreciate the concern and support shown to us.”

To which Snarkista says PRAISE MY JESUS! Screw whatever mofo put that shit out. Asshole gave Snarkista some gray hairs today.

UPDATE: Producer Maestro who is close to Lil Wayne is denying the rumors of daughter Reginae’s death, according to HeSaySheSay- who say Maestro gave them an exclusive. There has still been no official announcement from Lil Wayne or his publicists. MTV UK and even the Huffington Post are reporting Reginae’s death, but they are all sourcing back to the same unconfirmed net postings. Hip-Hop site SOHH is reporting that Universal (Lil Wayne’s master label) has denied Reginae’s passing, but again their news is not verifiable. Cash Money Records has not released a statement either. Snarkista has calls in as well to try and get official confirmation of what the truth is. It would be incredibly low if this were a publicity stunt. Cash Money has info ALL OVER about his latest album and video, but nothing addressing this horrible rumor.

There are conflicting stories circulating on the web that Lil Wayne’s daughter Reginae died in a car accident late Sunday night. Messages of sadness and support have been massive, along with messages of love for Lil Wayne and his family. Reginae is a tender 8 years old. Some are saying, however, that the story isn’t true.

Yahoo Answers has this message; it’s been posted two times but hasn’t been verified yet. The poster says they are an aunt of Reginae’s.
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Heidi Montag Still Giving Douche Lessons To Meghan McCain


Snarkista told you that John McCain had a real problem if he thought Heidi Montag would help him with the youth vote. Daughter Meghan McCain’s still hanging out with Montard the famewhore, and seems to be up her ass pretty good! Horf!!!

Meghan seems to be liking the celeb spotlight, and Snarkista thinks Spencer’s convinced her all press is good press. Heidi and Spencer sure are riding THAT train as long as possible, despite subjecting us to horrifically ghastly “music” and “fashion” from Heidi. (Snarkista’s giving you fair warning if you click the music and fashion links…especially the music. Have the duct tape ready in case your head explodes.)

Ah, anything for the spotlight. Meghan was spotted getting her hair done by Matthew Shields last month at hair salon ‘John Frieda’ on Melrose Place, which services such stars as Kate Hudson and Jane Fonda. She’s been hanging onto Heidi like a tick on a dog.

While Senator John McCain has pointed his finger at Barack Obama for being a celebrity similar to Britney or Paris, (whose strike-back video left John’s in the dust) Meghan’s been trying her hardest to become one. Maybe she should shave her head! Barack should make a celeb ad linking McCain to Heidi and Spencer. Holy crap, his numbers would go through the roof. John! Wake up and lock up Meghan before she starts doing staged photo ops dressed like an effin’ Easter Bunny!

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Breaking: Isaac Hayes Dead At Age 65


UPDATE-UPDATE: Isaac Hayes’ Funeral is to be held at 11a.m. Monday, August 18th at Hope Presbyterian Church, on Walnut Grove in Memphis.

USA Today is reporting that Shelby County (Memphis) Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Shular said Tuesday that paperwork filed by Hayes’ family physician, Dr. David Kraus, lists the cause of death as a stroke. Those who wish to send their condolences can mail them to 926 E. McLemore Ave. Memphis, TN. 38106-3338. This is the former location of Stax Records, now the Stax Museum of American Soul Music and the Soulsville Foundation, and they have promised to get them to the Hayes family.

UPDATE: Hayes was about to begin work on a new album for Stax, the soul record label he helped build to legendary status. And he had recently finished work on a movie called “Soul Men” in which he played himself, starring Samuel Jackson and Bernie Mac, who died on Saturday.

Wow. First Bernie Mac, and now “Shaft” and “Chef” from South Park icon Isaac Hayes has died at the age of 65. Fox News is reporting that at approximately 1pm Central Time, Shelby County (Memphis, Tennessee) Sheriff’s department received a call from Isaac Hayes’ wife, who found him lying unresponsive next to a treadmill at 9280 Riveredge in Shelby County.

Shelby County Sheriff’s Department arrived on the scene and C.P.R. was performed. Hayes was unresponsive, and Shelby County Fire Department and Rural Metro arrived on the scene where they took him straight to Baptist East Hospital where he was pronounced dead at 2:10pm. Central Time.

Family members say he had recently been treated for some medical issues, high blood pressure and possibly other problems. The treadmill was still running when Isaac was found. At this time officials do not believe foul play was involved, and everything at the scene so far indicated that Hayes’ death was natural.

Isaac performing “Shaft” live in 1973 is below.

Hayes made headlines when he left his role as Chef on South Park when the show aired the infamous episode about Tom Cruise “coming out of the closet”- a biting jab at Scientology. Isaac was a Scientologist. The soul-man was a Grammy winner for the classic theme from the movie Shaft.

Hayes was one of the main creative forces behind southern soul music label Stax Records, where he served as both an in-house songwriter and producer with partner David Porter during the mid-1960s. In the late 1960s, Hayes became a recording artist, and recorded successful soul albums such as Hot Buttered Soul (1969) and Black Moses (1971) as the Stax label’s premier artist.

Alongside his work in popular music, Hayes was a film score composer for motion pictures. His best known work, for Shaft in 1971, earned Hayes an Academy Award for Best Original Song (the first Academy Award received by an African-American in a non-acting category) and two Grammy Awards. He received a third Grammy for the album Black Moses.

In 1992, in recognition of his humanitarian work, he was crowned an honorary KING of Ghana’s Ada district! Rest In Peace, Isaac. You will be greatly missed. Say hello to Bernie Mac for us.

Here’s Isaac performing “Shaft” Live in 1973. Snarkista thinks that’s a young Jesse Jackson in the beginning! Enjoy.

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Sunday Funnies: Barack Roll…Rockin’ Obama!


This is great! Barack gets down and is “Never Gonna Give You Up” !! The Barack Roll Video. Snarkista needed to lighten things up a bit after all of the week’s news. Enjoy!

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Amy Winehouse: A Lifetime In Ten Minutes- Video


Here’s a fab pictorial and music: ten minutes documenting the life of Amy Winehouse, from a baby to a broad. How wonderful if we could turn back the clock for Amy, just a bit…to her fresh-faced, untormented days. A bittersweet reminder of what a talent she is, and how tragic it would be for her to be snuffed out by her addictions.

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