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Fantasia Gets The Ax


Fantasia Barrino has had her fair share of music business shake-ups, surviving mergers and the recent repositioning of her mentor Clive Davis, who signed her to J Records. Now, Fantasia has been dropped from Idol arm 19 Management.

The reason for the split, according to sources, is that age-old saw “creative differences.” Fantasia’s albums HAVE done pretty well. Her debut, Free Yourself, sold almost 2 million copies. Still, Snarkista thinks it probably has something to do with THIS kind of creative difference.

>> Latest: ‘American Idol’ Winner Fantasia Barrino Steals Married Man

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Photoshop Awards: Brooke Hogan Edition



Left: Brooke Hogan……Right: Brooke Hogan as interpreted by Maxim magazine. Riiiiiiight.

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Mindy McReady: Busted Again


Oh Mindy, Mindy, Mindy. Girl, you just can’t learn. Snarkista’s held out the hope that you would finally GET IT and stop the madness. Snarkista was wrong.

The country cougar was released from jail last year, but it looks like she might have gotten out too soon. In 2007 McCready was arrested in Florida in July after cops responded to a domestic dispute between the country singer and her MOTHER. Mindy was convicted in 2004 on a prescription drug fraud charge, and was ordered to serve three years probation. She only had a few more months left on that probation.

So, Mindy had been convicted of a felony charge. In addition to the jail time, the judge gave her two MORE years of probation AND 200 additional hours of community service. Need a map yet? In the courtroom then, the judge was clear: if Mindy didn’t perform her community service, he’d put her back in jail again.

Well, Mindy’s done a bad, bad thing. She FALSIFIED her community service report. Doh! Law enforcement states that McCready was arrested for a probation violation. Swift, Mindy. They DO check up on that shizz. Especially for someone with YOUR kinda record. How many times does this make? Moronic Mindy turned herself into the Williamson County, TN. sheriffs on Monday night, and we’re told she posted bail two hours later.

The last time this happened, an emotional Mindy in court (wearing an orange jumpsuit), spoke out to the judge.

Your honor, I can honestly tell you this: This has been the longest two months of my life … not being able to hold my son … has been excruciatingly painful.” “I could only say I’m sorry,” she said. “Please give me a chance to make things as right as they can possibly be.

The judge did NOT bite, and sent her directly to jail. Since he told her she’d go BACK if she effed up, it looks like Mindy’s gonna have a jailbird reunion! Snarkista is recommending an involuntary commitment instead, just like Britney! Let’s make it longer, though, okay? Mindy’s obviously a few fries short of a happy meal.

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Snark Sightings


Eva Mendez: Back on the Bottle? Bitten and Bound

SamRo’s Straightened Out Lindsay: CelebWarship

Is Disney Done With Miley? OKmag

Reese And Jake Are Roommates!: Celebitchy

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Leave ‘Em Alone, Fools!


Okay y’all, what the eff was going on with all the star harassments last night? First Tim McGraw, and then Cher! The dynamic diva had an overzealous, drunk fan harassing her at Tootsies, a legendary Nashville nightclub early Wednesday morning.

According to Nashville police, a 36-year-old man named Calvin Hutton Houghland approached the 62 year old superstar at Tootsies Orchid Lounge. Club management asked him to leave the famed honky-tonk. Instead, Houghland had a spell of drinkin’ thinkin’, slithered into the VIP section, and grabbed Cher!

Tootsies is a Nashville institution, and is usually PACKED. It’s not big, but stars and regulars usually mingle with NO problems. This guy was likely a goofass tourist, as Nashvillians pride themselves on not bugging celebs. Bad form, you know. Houghland IS an old Nashville name, but Snarkista would be SHOCKED if this guy was part of THAT blue-blooded clan. Rest assured, she’ll look into it.

Bouncers came to Cher’s rescue and kicked the dumbass BACK out. Houghland called the cops and complained of assault! Oops! Fool failed a field sobriety test.

Cher declined to press charges, so the man could have walked home free. Instead, Mr. Crazy ASKED to be taken into custody! The police obliged. That’s the whiskey talkin’ now! Take one of the bazillion cabs that line up outside Tootsies! Cheapass apparently thought the cops would give him a ride home. They gave him a ride to the BIG house instead. His bail was set at $3,000. That could’ve bought a hellofa lot of brewskies, dude.

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Tim McGraw: Ass-kicker!


At Tim McGraw’s concert last night in Washington he saw some inbred jackass HIT a woman. He called for security, but decided he’d show the guy a lesson himself! A rep for Tim issued the following statement:

While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

The video is SWEET! Tim gets ahold of the jerk who seems to wanna kick Tim’s ass. Major mistake. Security shows up after Tim yanks the guy by his belt and pulls the fat, inbred redneck up and OFF the stage! Don’t mess with Tim OR Faith- cuz BOTH of them have NO problem dealing with numbnuts in the audience. You may remember that awhile back Faith didn’t take kindly to some chick basically reaching up and grabbing Tim by the balls! Faith called her out BIG TIME, told her how classless she was, and that “you don’t just grab someone’s husband by the balls, my friend”. Hell no you don’t! Faith will bitch-slap you, fools!

Note to Tim and Faith’s fans: the dynamic duo expect you to behave like grownups when they’re doing a show for you. Don’t get so snogged that you think it’s a good idea to become part of the show! Especially when you’re doing something as moronic as this guy did. Tim and Faith do NOT play. He and Faith are country royalty and WON’T put up with your silly ass! You’ll end up on youtube like this fool. Take some notes, brainiacs- your 15 seconds of fame shame are awaiting you if you show your ass. Don’t eff with the stars ‘cuz they will take you OUT!

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Lily Allen’s Mom Is Nuts!


Lily Allen is petrified that her mom’s gonna invite “random fans” INTO HER HOUSE! Lily says her mother Alison Owen is always suggesting she let her dedicated fans stay with her as a thank-you for their support! See Lily come home snammerred in the wee hours of the morning! Help her pick out which swingy dress she’ll wear! Give Lily advice on haircolor! Lily may get her drink on alot, but she’s still smart enough not to take mom’s advice. Lily expounds:

“There was one group of girl fans who flew all the way over from Texas just for one night to see me. I met them briefly. It was really flattering. I told my mother and she was like, ‘Oh my God, that’s so sweet, well you should let them stay here!’ And I was like, ‘You what? Are you f***ing mental?’ I’m scared of home in case my mum meets random fans and brings them home for a cup of tea!”

Lily’s had her share of spats with other celebs, and told Britain’s OK! magazine: “I have a hell of a lot of insecurities and that’s probably why I say these things, to deflect the attention away from myself. I’ve always been rebellious and anti this and that.”

Rebellious yes, insane- at least not completely. Mom needs a head-check! Methinks mom may be up in the sauce a bit too much as well, or perhaps is developing a bit of the dementia. Lily should slip some Abilify up in mom’s morning tea and see if she’ll wise up! In the meantime, remote-view security cameras should be FIRST on Lily’s shopping list today. Yes Lily dear, even before finding MORE slaughter-patterned fabric. It will still be there, trust me.

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