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Amy Winehouse’s parents Mitch and Janis unveiled a wax figure of the troubled singer – complete with trademark beehive and sailor tattoos at London’s Madame Tussauds. It was, however, quite obvious that the 6ft wax dummy was a very flattering depiction of the Amy… her scratched up arms and scabby skin were left out by sculptors.
Amy will NEVER look this good in real life. Inept jailer/enabler Papa Mitch said “Weâ€™re going to take this one home with us and send the real one back”. ‘Cuz a dummy can’t run out into traffic! And, unlike REAL dummy Amy, it doesn’t need to breathe.
In the last year alone, Wino has been a muse for a ceramic figurine by sculptor Guy Portelli, a collage by artist Charlotte Suckling, and with hubby Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil in a print by pop artist Gerald Laing.
Best of all, however, is that last weekend a bust of her made from potatoes and eggplant won the UK’s Lambeth Country Show vegetable sculpting competition. Please, someone, send Snarkista a picture.
Batman star Christian Bale confronted his mother after she allegedly insulted his wife. Sources close to the actor said he snappped at London’s Dorchester hotel after his mom Jenny Bale said some outrageous things about his wife, Sandra Sibi Blazic. Bale was arrested and bailed over an assault claim, which he has denied.
A source close to the 34-year-old actor says Bale is confident heâ€™s done nothing wrong, and blames his mother. He is also said to have become depressed over the death of close friend and co-star Heath Ledger. The source told the Daily Mail that:
Christian was stressed, but he didnâ€™t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife. Christian’s attitude is that this was his mother’s fault because she became very provocative in an argument they were having.Things got out of control and he now says he wishes he just left the room. Normally Christian would just call a friend and go out to a pub to cool off. But he was literally trapped into this confrontation with his mother and sister because there was an army of fans and paparazzi outside. He has stresses in his marriage. He can have a terrible temper. Instead of lashing out at his wife, he sometimes lashes out at people around him. His marriage is not perfect, but his relationship with his mother is in much more trouble.
Bale has apparently been deeply affected by the death of good friend Ledger, and without Ledger around, he’s found it more and more difficult to communicate with those around him, especially his family. It was reported he found it hard to shake off the mental strains of the role, and told an interviewer he was having trouble sleeping. They had become very close during the making of The Dark Knight and Christian went into virtual hiding for the six weeks after Heath was found dead.
The source says that Bale wasn’t returning phone calls and he wasn’t a happy man. “It’s foolish to think that he’s been able to completely shake off that grief just as Heath and his work is finally being seen by audiences. He expected to share this moment with his friend, and now he can’t.”
Snarkista thinks that Jenny Bale was mad enough at Christian to try and spoil his big moment at the European premier of The Dark Night. With all of the pre-release publicity that centered on Heath, the reminders of his death were everywhere. No one should be “assaulted”, but the charge against Christian is an extremely minor one. It seems like it could have been handled within the family without involving the police.
Matthew McConaughey and longtime love Camila Alves, have a beautiful baby boy, Levi Alves McConaughey, born on July 7. Now, the first pics are out! Matthew did not break character, and apparently was his typical bongo self during the birth…he cracks me UP! Matthew tells OK that:
We found a great rhythm,” Matthew says about the delivery of baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
Let me tell you, if Snarkista had somebody DJ’ing during her 48 HOUR labor, she would have gone Linda Blair on his ass! Camilla is obviously MUCH more laid back!
Matt says he kept a detailed diary of his and Camila’s hospital experience.
“I have it all chronicled,” he explained. “Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle thisâ€¦ let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”
Birthing classes everywhere are updating their course materials as I speak. Congrats to the lucky new parents!
Holy insane asylum, girl! Rihanna’s new video for “Disturbia” is one FREAKY clip! Awesome, yet could possibly cause a nightmare or two. Directed by Dave LaChapelle, the brilliant, avant-garde and controversial photographer and director. This one’s gonna be BIG.
UPDATE: Fox News has independently confirmed the NATIONAL ENQUIRER’S report about John Edwards’ late-night visit to the Beverly Hilton hotel earlier this week. UPDATE: Criminal Complaint Filed In This Case! Don’t think there will be any “Time For Some Campaignin’” for John Edwards! The National Enquirer says they caught Senator Edwards visiting his mistress and secret love child at 2:40 this morning in a Los Angeles hotel. The married ex-senator from North Carolina, whose wife Elizabeth continues to battle cancer, met with his mistress, blonde divorcÃ©e Rielle Hunter, at the Beverly Hilton on Monday night, July 21. The tab says he didn’t leave until early the next morning.
A a months-long investigation had yielded information that Rielle and Edwards had arranged to secretly meet after a speech on homelessness, and for the ex-senator to spend some time with both his mistress and the love child who he refuses to publicly acknowledge as his own.
The tabloid broke the story of Edwards’ love child scandal last year, when Rielle was still pregnant and Edwards was still considered a strong candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination. Both parties denied the report and a close friend of Edwards’ came forward and said he was the father of Rielle’s baby. But sources told the Enquirer a VERY different story…they revealed that Edwards was engineering a massive cover up of his infidelity.
Ever since then, the Enquirer has stayed on his ass! They learned ahead of time that a meeting between the two was set for yesterday. According to the Tab…
At 9:45 p.m. (PST) Monday, Edwards appeared at the hotel, and was dropped off at a side entrance. NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporter Alan Butterfield witnessed the ex-senator get out of a BMW driven by a male companion and stroll into the hotel. Said Butterfield: “Edwards was not carrying anything. He walked in alone. He was wearing a blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. He was looking around nervously before he entered the hotel. “Once inside, he interestingly bypassed the lobby and ducked down a side stairs to go to the bottom floor to catch the elevator up – rather than taking the elevator in the main lobby. He went out of his way not to be seen.”
Meanwhile, according to the tab, Rielle had reserved rooms 246 and 252 under the name of a friend who had accompanied her from Santa Barbara, Bob McGovern. Rielle was in one room and McGovern was in another with her baby. This allowed her and Edwards to spend time alone, a source revealed.
Edwards went out of the hotel briefly with Rielle, they were observed by the National Enquirer, and then went back to her room, where he stayed until attempting to sneak out of the hotel unseen at 2:40 a.m. (PST). But when he emerged alone from an elevator into the hotel basement he was greeted by several reporters from the tab! The Enquirer continues…
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Natalie Portman stars in this, her boyfriend Devendra Banhart’s new music video, for his song Carmensita! It’s a campy take on Bollywood with nutty subtitles, and Devendra MUST save Natalie! CRAZY!!!