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Poll: American Idol- Who’s Your Favorite David?


It’s down to David Archuleta and David Cook in the final for American Idol Season 7. Who is the best? Who is the real deal Idol? Vote and let us know your fave!

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John, Jen and Jilted Jessica


Let’s hope Tony Romo has better timing calling plays on the field than he did calling OFF his relationship with Jessica Simpson! Tony picked the same weekend that Jess’s ex John Mayer and Jennifer Anniston decided to go public with their romance at Jennifer’s Marley and Me cast party. Perfect!

Tony humiliated Jess while partying in Chicago with his buds, and signaled their romance was busted. He put her on speaker phone and let her make a fool of herself for all to hear. After John, Jen and Tony- Jessica decided she’d start drinking too.

Poor Jess got plastered, according to US magazine, after a 4-hour binge at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina. She was drowning her sorrows with best bud Cacee Cobb and her man Donald Faison, and got so drunk she had to call mom to pick her up. Cacee was so conked she barfed under the table! Oy. Not a great week to be Jessica. We’ll see if her reported “hex” powers work from afar when football season starts again in August!

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Tommy + Chace= Gossiping Girls


The “Superhero” themed Met Costume Institute Ball in New York last week brought out a wide variety of celebs and socialites, along with some very interesting “costumes”. Not gonna detail the clothes- suffice to say there was the usual good, bad and incredibly fugly.

Tommy and “Kate” Cruise were there, in Armani. Several of the Gossip Girl cast attended as well, including Chace Crawford and Penn Badgley. Penn was supposed to be the show’s breakout hunk, but Chace seems to have eclipsed him- even though Penn’s film work includes the provocative yet acclaimed independent feature “The Fluffer”!

Despite Penn’s provocative work, Tommy Girl brushed him aside in his rush to get next to Chace! Apparently, Tommy’s a BIG fan of the show! Oh, and Kate is too. You know, because they both love watching cute boys great acting. Tommy and co. dissed the rest of the cast, and only talked to Chace- leaving Penn pissed. This was supposed to be PENN’s big night, not a Chacefest! Adding insult to injury, Chace was the only one invited to George Clooney’s exclusive afterparty!

You KNOW Tommy slipped Chace his digits ‘cuz Chace is single now! Carrie Underwood got tired of his party-hopping, cabana boy bromance with JC Chasez. And, if you put your hands over your ears, “Chace” sounds alot more like “Kate” than “Penn” does. Tommy’s crazy, but careful!

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Morning Sickness


Because you asked, here’s some pictoral evidence on the latest possible Spears family pregnancy. Warning: use caution before you read any further, as it is still morning and YOU don’t want to get morning sickness. Here’s our daffy Britney on her patio the other day. Preggers? Sure looks like it.

Lots of “who’s the daddy” speculation going on! Despite daily gym and dance workouts, Britney looks alot more than a few weeks along. Nice touch with the smoking and ass grab!

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Poll: Whose Pregnancy Rumors Are You Over?


Okay, so today we had even MORE possible celeb pregnancy rumors; in addition to the wall-to-wall Ashlee Simpson, we also had Beyonce and Britney(gasp) said to be in the family way. I will have to resist giving myself Pete Wentz’s haircut if I hear any more about Ashlee and the shotgun wedding. But Beyonce? Or BRITNEY? There are some Brit-Brit pics out that look pretty preggy. Holy Adnan, say it ain’t so. So tell me- whose pregnancy rumors bore you the most? Or, just make you really tired?

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Idol Afternoon Haiku for David


David Cook

Master chef of music,
three songs for final three-
hot recipes- one Cook.

It’s Tuesday!!!

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Anne Hathaway Could Do SO Much Better!


WHY is lovely Anne Hathaway sticking with her bad-boy boyfriend Raffaello Follieri? Follieri has BIG financial scandal baggage, the latest being his arrest last month for writing a $215,000 hot check. Manhattan DA’s dropped the charges yesterday after Follieri reimbursed the funds to New Jersey businessman John Morrongiello. Boyfriend has been in the U.S. less than 4 years, but is obviously a fast mover! Follieri had to agree to settle another 1.3 million dollar lawsuit last month!

Anne! SNAP OUT OF IT! Whatever issues you have with your mom, dad, old boyfriends, teachers, yada yada- that are compelling you to rebel with shady Eurotrash- get over ’em! “The Princess Diaries” are not about Princess Stephanie of Monaco! You need to Audrey Hep back up fast. This guy’s gonna steal you blind.

You have great taste, and rarely trip up on the red carpet. Get ahold of yourself and slip out of his greasy grasp! Hollywood needs you to balance out Paris and Bai Ling! Put your tiara on and write him off as “wild oats”. Call Julie Andrews if you have to.

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