It seems that at least one Hollywood promoter thinks that there’s a lot of potential revenue to be had from a fight between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, and he’s so confident in the ability of such a fight to draw a crowd that he’s offered each girl half a million dollars to do it.

Damon Feldman has agreed to donate the proceeds of the event to an anti-drug and alcohol charity, which might appeal to Lindsay’s new sober sensibilities, and all the girls have to do is agree to fight three one-minute rounds.  No word on whether it would be “actual boxing” kind of fighting or “high heels and hair pulling” kind of fighting, but I think one of those styles would result in a significantly larger audience than the other.



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