paris-hilton-doug-reinhardtParis Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in a big old brawl in Miami early this morning! Just like mama said…”nothing good happens after 3 am, so you better be in before then.” Of course, none of mama’s rules have EVER been heeded by La Hilton.

Radar Online got the scoop on the smackdown; Paris told them that she and Doug were attacked at the DJ booth at the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach.

Paris approached the DJ in the club around 3 am and requested a song by Madonna or Black Eyed Peas, “something she could dance to.” The DJ was spinning techno music, and techno is WAYYYY over P-Hilt’s head.

The DJ’s bodyguard was obviously not a Madonna fan, and pushed Paris in an attempt to make her go away. Doug hopped into the mash, and told the dude not to touch his girlfriend. Dougster says, “I came to Paris’ aid and all hell broke loose!” The bodyguard and Doug then began to brawl. Paris chimed in with: “I can’t believe someone would do this to us, it’s really scary!”

Hotel security intervened, the cops were called, and the fight was broken up. Paris was not injured, but Doug had a bloody lip. Here’s a tip, Doug…hook Paris up to her iPod before you go in the club. That way she can listen to Vadge without pissing off the DJ. Paris can’t tell the difference between the sounds in her head anyways, so she’ll be none the wiser. No need for thanks!

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