Paris Hilton Still Wants Your Fake Vote For President

Here’s Wonky McValtrex looking like a tranny clown in her second “Paris For President” video. Bish, plz. You’ll get my fake vote when you step off this train for good. The first one was novel. This one is slightly entertaining, but not for the reasons you think. Voters can smell desperation, you know. And isn’t that the name of your new perfume?

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