Uh, oh, catfight time again!! American Idol’s been humming along now for weeks, with the addition of 4th judge Kara DioGuardi joining Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell. Snarkista TOLD you that Kara would give Paula a new reason to drink, and it seems Kara’s really gotten under Paula’s skin. Since she sits right next to Paula, it makes it harder for Miz P to get her nightly nips from her Coke glass. Paula snips to the NY Post:

It’s nothing personal, just business. We tried four judges before and it doesn’t work…it takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show.”

Paula hinted that she might not stick around after this year, saying “It is the last season of my contract, and I have so many other things I want to do.” Like what, Paula? Designing more heinous jewelry? Don’t leave! You’re the most entertaining judge by FAR, and your spacy unicorn lovefest gives hope to even the most horrid contestant.

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