December 8, 2008
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Photoshop Awards: Jessica Alba Edition

Behold new mom Jessica Alba, posing for a new Campari calendar. Jessica wants us to think she’s shed every ounce of preggo, and is once again, perfection of body. Enter Photoshop guru! He’s nipped a few off of her hips, and made sure that Jessica is NOT smiling, even a little. ‘Cuz that is how she rolls. Also…boob lift! Ahhh, if Photoshop could only live in Snarkista’s closet. Santa?!
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December 8th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Actually, I think I’d vote for the pre-PhotoChop look. Though it’s funny how much better the outfit looks w/o the wrinkles.
That has to be the gayest thing I’ve ever said…
November 26th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Total BS. Two entirely different photos, no matter how good your PS skills are, you can’t do what’s seen in this pic. Don’t have to be working for the CIA to figure that out.