Well, it doesn’t look like there will be a royal wedding anytime soon for the spare-heir Prince Harry, as he and long-time girlfriend Chelsy Davy have split. The 5-year long relationship was a long distance one, Chelsy’s from South Africa and in school, and Harry’s in the British military. Chelsy confirmed the relationship’s demise on her Facebook, where she altered her profile to read: “Relationship: Not in One.”

Broken-hearted Chelsy ended the relationship after tiring of her prince’s playboy ways, according to the Telegraph UK. Her friends say she felt “betrayed” by Harry’s flirting addiction.

One source in particular was quoted as saying:

“She has simply had enough. They have been going through what she calls a ‘rough patch’ and she didn’t see the point in going on.

“There has been talk of other girls – but Harry denied it. Chelsy felt it was time to call it a day.”

So, girls, the economy stinks and a young, rich prince is newly available. You do the math!

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