Wonky was doing a photo shoot in LA the other day and decided she wanted a puppy in the shot. Because she was too lazy to go home and get one of the hundreds of pups she already has, she went into LA’s The Puppy Store and tried to buy a Yorkie. Workers at the store said “Oh, HELL no”, DENIED Paris, and refused to sell her the pup! Finally!

Paris apparently doesn’t take care of the huge menagerie she already HAS, with reports through the years of her house being NASTY because she’s too lazy to house-train her animals. The Yorkie expressed her relief and gratitude to the store owners, and is now circulating Paris’s mugshot around to her friends as a warning.

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