Randy Travis Nude Arrest Just the End of Weird Naked Escapade

Prior to the bizarre Randy Travis nude arrest on Tuesday evening, the country singer was reportedly spotted naked at convenience store attempting to buy cigarettes. He was allegedly turned away because he was nude and wasn’t carrying any cash either.

If you hadn’t already heard, the Randy Travis nude arrest happened on Tuesday night after a man called 911 to report a naked man lying in the middle of the road in North Texas.

Police showed up and found Randy Travis naked and allegedly highly intoxicated. His car was reportedly found nearby, wrecked off the side of the road.

Travis refused to take a breathalyzer test and threatened to shoot and kill his arresting officers. (Very smart.) He was hauled off to jail and forced to take a judge-ordered blood test, and charged with various crimes such as driving while intoxicated and felony retaliation.

Now we are learning that the Randy Travis naked escapade lasted for quite some time. Apparently a Pilot Point convenience store clerk called 911 to report Randy Travis nude in his store attempting to buy cigarettes with no clothes and no money.

Well, it stands to reason if you are crazy enough to wander naked into a gas station, you probably didn’t bring your wallet. And if you did, I don’t want to know where you were carrying it…

The whole Randy Travis nude arrest is just another sad, sad moment in the life of yet another famous, rich, formerly on top of the world celebrity who just apparently couldn’t handle having a fantastic f**king life and being worshiped by hordes of fan throwing money at him.

Yeah, yeah, I know. Money can’t buy you everything and even rich, famous people can be alcoholics, have mental health issues, and have sucky sh*t happen to them, but honestly, I do get kind of sick of the oh “poor me” celebrities out there who have everything and then ruin their lives by being dumba**es.

Rolling around naked in the middle of the road drunk off your a** is just pathetic, I don’t care how lousy your life is. If you are Randy Travis and you know you are a roaring drunk, then f**king hire someone to keep you the hell away from your keys when you are too drunk and stupid to know any better.

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