Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath
“New Moon” castmembers apparently aren’t super-psyched about “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson’s presence on the set. It seems, like Zac Efron, Bob doesn’t like to bathe. You who thought his bed-head was a result of using some extra products would be wrong. It’s REAL gunk. Anonymous insiders on the set complain that:
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.â€
Yowz. Somebody needs to start pulling some military-style pranks on Robert involving tossing him in the shower or dumping a trash-can full of water on him once in a while. Don’t you go for the Axe, Robert. That shizz is only gonna make it worse.
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March 31st, 2009 at 9:27 pm
this is complete b/s.
i totally dont believe it.
no way.
impossible.
out of the quetion.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
dude like thats cool but gross if he doesnt bathe neither do i
April 8th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
OMG!!! There is no way that hottie Robert Pattinson does not bathe. He is the sexiest man alive!
November 30th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Those caterpillar eyebrows really creep me out!
May 24th, 2010 at 12:18 am
People who do not bathe regularly will stink up EVERYTHING.
Have you ever been in a room where one does not bathe? BO permeates the entire room!
This is disgusting! Not attractive!
Who would want to sleep or hug someone who does not bathe?