Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath

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“New Moon” castmembers apparently aren’t super-psyched about “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson’s presence on the set. It seems, like Zac Efron, Bob doesn’t like to bathe. You who thought his bed-head was a result of using some extra products would be wrong. It’s REAL gunk. Anonymous insiders on the set complain that:

“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Yowz. Somebody needs to start pulling some military-style pranks on Robert involving tossing him in the shower or dumping a trash-can full of water on him once in a while. Don’t you go for the Axe, Robert. That shizz is only gonna make it worse.

5 thoughts on “Robert Pattinson Needs A Bath”

  1. this is complete b/s.
    i totally dont believe it.
    no way.
    impossible.
    out of the quetion.

  2. People who do not bathe regularly will stink up EVERYTHING.

    Have you ever been in a room where one does not bathe? BO permeates the entire room!

    This is disgusting! Not attractive!

    Who would want to sleep or hug someone who does not bathe?

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