Anne Hathaway might be well advised to move far, far away to a kingdom without orphans so Angelina Jolie will have no reason to visit there. Why, Snarkista? Well, children, last night at the Critic’s Choice Awards, Anne and Meryl Streep tied for the award of Best Actress, beating Angelina, and Meryl wasn’t there, so Anne went on a cracked-out yammerfest…while Angelina shot her the “die now bitch” look for approximately 4 solid minutes. It didn’t help that Anne was wearing 2 dresses-in-one. There absolutely MUST be an award for the simply FAB cameraman who was brave enough to shoot this footage of Saint Angie Jo mentally giving Anne the Lara Croft treatment. Angie’s powers are so great that LA had a 4.5 mag quake during the show. Not an accident.



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