CRAP! The effin’ Scientologists are trying to snatch Pink into the Xenu fold. Pink! Think! Pink’s BFF Juliette Lewis (yes, the fashion trainwreck and sometime-rocker) has reportedly recruited Pink into the fellowship of the thetan-fearers. Juliette thinks holding some soup cans will help Pink get over the breakdown of her marriage to Carey Hart. UK’s Entertainment-wise says:

“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”

Come ON Pink! You’re the thinking-woman’s rocker! Run!! Seriously, do you wanna end up like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta? Or looking like Juliette…even though she’s your best friend? We don’t want a Pinkbot! It will cost you a FORTUNE! Flee Xenu! Save Pink!



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