Celebrity Apprentice star and America’s Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne is planning to have her breast implants taken out and made into paperweights for husband Ozzy Osbourne. While that may sound rather strange for some, it sounds like just the right kind of present for a member of this oddball family!

Sharon Osbourne (Photo: Wiki edit Jonny - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Sharon Osbourne (Photo: Wiki edit Jonny - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Osbourne told Anne Curry and Al Roker on NBC’s Today show Monday that she’s planning on having a breast reduction and taking out her breast implants in July.

We applaud Osbourne for going natural, but is she really planning on making paperweights for Ozzy out of her breast implants? “It’s true,” Osbourne said on Today. “They’re better on his desk than on my chest,” Osbourne proclaimed. “They’re awful!”

Sharon Osbourne currently carries around 34DDs but plans to drop two cup sizes down after her breast reduction. If she really isn’t kidding, we so need pics of those paperweights!

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