And they didn’t explode! The Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand, filed a restraining order against her Frenchy estranged husband Romain Chavent for hitting her in the ta-ta during a spat. The former playboy model is pissed ‘cuz it hurt extra… she just had her implants redone. At least she has plenty of plastic from her shoe collection to patch up any damage. Wonder what Shauna’s carbon footprint is?!

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