Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are rumored to be in talks to star in a sitcom together. And you thought there was nothing to watch on TV! HBO wants to sign them for a show where they will basically play themselves. The trio were big buds a few years ago, romping around the LA party scene and flashing their respective coochies for the papz. Good times.
The idea for the show has been described as a cross between “Friends” and “Ugly Betty”. Will Dina Lohan demand the Vanessa Williams role? Surely she has designing genes, ‘cuz she passed them on to Lindsay for her heinous leggings line! You KNOW Dina will finagle a role for little Ali too. She can be the little sister who can’t sing. No acting ability needed! Britain’s Daily Star quotes a source who says:
â€œThe chemistry between them will be electric! They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom.â€
“Extras” star Ricky Gervais and “Desperate Housewives” creator Mark Cherry have been asked to write the script, which would see the crazy threesome playing characters inspired by themselves.
â€œParis will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed. Britneyâ€™s character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time. Lindsay will be a little like Joey from Friends.â€
Uh, Joey? Snarkista thought that SamRo was the man. Lindsay IS the best actress in the bunch, so maybe Sam can give her tips. No word on whether Paris will be designing dogwear, or if Britney will boldly go bald again for the sake of her craft. Is firecrotch allowed on HBO? Sigh. Can’t we just watch this same shizz on TMZ?
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