Welcome to the world Snooki baby! Get ready to join your Jersey Shore momma Snooki on MTV as America’s newest reality TV star in the making. Yes folks, Jersey Shore star Snooki Polizzi is now a very proud mom after she gave birth on Sunday to a bouncing baby boy named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. And according to Snooki, baby Lorenzo is the most amazing thing ever!
“I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD! ?” Snooki posted on her Twitter account Sunday after giving birth. A rep for Snooki announced: “The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great.
Awh poor kid, they have already shortened your otherwise decent name into a cheezy MTV ready nickname that brings to mind spray tans and drinking binges. Sigh. Here’s to you, future star of Jerzey Shore: The Next Generation… coming soon to a MTV channel near you.
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