UPDATE!: Watch Solange show her ASS Wednesday in an interview with Fox News Las Vegas! The lesser diva got pissy with the anchorwoman after seeing a teaser regarding the closing of Jay-Z’s Vegas nightclub. The thing is, the teaser HADN’T aired! The rest of the story is here at Poptarts. It is NOT flattering. Bratz alert!!
Poor Solange Knowles either isn’t very swooft or she’s been brainwashed by evil sis Beyonce and fuggery designer mom Tina. They have foisted so many bad outfits on Solange that Snarkista is concerned for her mental health. Just look at what they did to her in her latest video! Criminal.
They have to talk her into wearing this shizz by telling her it’s cutting-edge, highly demanded House Of Derrierre couture, all while Beyonce cackles a witchy laugh. Solange doesn’t even get a new belt. She must not understand math, or she’d look at House Of Dereon’s books and realize that NOBODY’S buying that crap. You KNOW Queen B has to be floating mama to keep her out of the way.
Tina Knowles can only get Solange (and occasionally Beyonce) to wear her creations. Now, if you need some good cameltoe wear, or wanna look like Big Bird, RUN to Tina and she will hook you right up. But if Solange doesn’t watch it, she’s gonna become the next Juliet Lewis. That is NOT a good thing.