I cannot believe that officials from Health and Safety haven’t shut this disaster of a production down, but it seems that not only is the Spider-Man musical continuing despite multiple serious cast and crew injuries, but they’re dragging someone new into the black hole.  Natalie Mendoza, who suffered a concussion during a performance while playing the role of Arachne, has been unable to return to the show due to a longer than expected recovery time.

I think she probably dodged a bullet there, but poor T.V. Carpio, who has been covering the role in the interim, has now been named as Mendoza’s official replacement.  Place your bets on how long it’ll be before Carpio, or someone else, gets a broken neck and they have to shut the production down for real.

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