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Contest Giveaway: 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremonies DVD

Matt — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:37:43 +0000

The 2008 Beijing Olympics are almost over with the Closing Ceremonies taking place Sunday night on NBC at 7pm. To celebrate two amazing weeks of Olympic Games NBC has sent over to us a couple of Opening Ceremonies DVDs for us to giveaway (a $30 value!) to our readers.

2008 Beijing Olympics DVD – Giveaway Details
1. Send me an e-mail at contests@snarkfood.com with your name and mailing address. Please include “Olympics” in the subject of your email.

2. I’ll draw winners for the DVDs on Saturday, August 30, 2008 and if selected you’ll be notified by email. Enter now!

Restrictions: Must be a U.S. resident and 18 years or older. One entry per person & per email address (one person can’t enter through multiple email addresses, nor can multiple people enter through one email address).

Visit NBCOlympics.com for more details on the Games.

Michael Phelps: He’s THAT Good! 7th Gold Medal 100m Butterfly- VIDEO!

Snarkista — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:21:27 +0000

USA! USA! Swimming phenomenon Michael Phelps tied Mark Spitz’s record 7 Olympic gold medals buy beating Milorad Cavic in the 100 meter Butterfly! By .001 of a second!! TRULY down to the wire, this one was about as close as you can get. Guess those 12,000 calories a day paid off! Michael’s crazy diet’s below the video. Dude could medal in competitive eating!

Michael’s diet: Yes, he eats it ALL, every day. Phelps says he basically eats, swims and sleeps.
Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits (word to the South!). Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.

Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.

Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.

Michael’s a HUGE Lil Wayne fan, so Snarkista’s just posted above The Game‘s Premiere Video “My Life” featuring Lil Wayne on vocals. Tonight is the 4 x 100 meter relay, and the US team has NEVER lost. 11 gold medals. Tonight they could pick up number 12, and Michael his 8th. The race begins at approximately 10:45 ET. Get it boys!

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Snarkista — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:45:48 +0000

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