After Lindsay Lohan‘s revelation that she will be appearing in court later this week to face up to the consequences of her failed drug test (most likely jail time), Paris Hilton managed to weasel out of similar trouble by flat-out admitting to what she’d done. Â Hilton pleaded guilty yesterday to a charge of cocaine possession, and also admitted that she’d lied to police about having the drug. Â As a result of owning up, she has managed to avoid going to jail, and instead has been sentenced to one year of probation, 200 hours of community service, a $2,000 fine, and a rehab program. Â The probation is no biggie as long as she keeps her, uh, nose clean. Â The fine is less than she tips the waitress, so I suspect that’s already paid. Â the rehab program is probably going to be weekly meetings of some sort, and hopefully those wont be too difficult to keep up with. Â But the community serviceâ€¦ I’m imagining miss princess picking up trash on the side of the road, and I’ll admit to my cold, black heart jumping with joy at the thought. Â We’ll see what the judge orders.