That’s what Sam (Osama) Lufti’s sister Christina alleged yesterday at his restraining order hearing. Sam was the great “manager” who kept Britney Spears prisoner in her own house and hid all of her cellphones, while she went batshit crazy.
Christina testifyeth:

“[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam,” said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears’s manager. “She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids.”
Spears allegedly told Christina to meet her on the fifth floor gym of the Peninsula Hotel on Jan. 16. When Christina arrived, Spears was working out with her mother while a bodyguard stood nearby. But they rendezvoused in a sauna where Christina gave her a phone, saying it was from Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, which Spears then hid in a locker. “She asked me, ‘Will Sam be able to help me?’” Christina added.

The phone, however, was later discovered by Spears’s security team and confiscated from her purse.

Britney is locked DOWN, y’all. She may LOOk like she’s naked and free, but Papa Spears has that conservatatorship in his iron grip. Good luck, slimy stalkers Sam and Adnan. No gas station runs for y’all anymore!

Membah back in the craaaazy Britney head-shavin’ gas station hoppin’ days? Then you surely haven’t forgotten her prince from the papz…Adnan Ghalib… who got to be her boyfriend for a couple of months. Months where Adnan and shifty bud Sam (Osama) Lufti kept Brit-Brit prisoner and pumped full of drugs, until Papa Spears had to bust some heads, and get restraining orders against both of those fleas.

Now, Adnan is in even BIGGER trouble. He’s under investigation for felony assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle. Here’s the story… yesterday morning, a process server went to Adnan’s apartment in lovely Encino to serve his azz and order him to appear in the restraining order case.

The process server was waiting for Adnan in the alley when the former papz rolled up and allegedly hit the guy with his car. The process server says he landed on the hood of Adnan’s car. Adnan was known to be THE MOST aggressive driver in all of the Britney economy. Not a small feat.

Adnan allegedly fled the scene and the process server called cops at 10:42 AM. Police arrived and noticed the process server had cuts and scratches, but he refused treatment. The case is under investigation. Ghalib is the suspect and the alleged crime is assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle — a felony.

Hate it for ya, soul patch!