November 1, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Twitter Attack: ‘My Father is a Lunatic’

Lindsay Lohan lashed out at dad Michael Lohan on her Twitter feed this weekend, calling him a “lunatic”. Michael Lohan has been blabbing to the media constantly the last few weeks, claiming Lindsay is addicted to pills and in danger of killing herself.

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October 6, 2008

Ali Lohan: Nevermind

Last week reports circulated that momager Dina Lohan had turned down famed producer Johnny Wright’s offer to manage her youngest daughter Ali’s “music career”. For those of you fortunate enough not to have heard 15-year old Ali’s singing, you may have wondered why Dina would turn down such a great opportunity…as Dina is the queen […]

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September 30, 2008

Dina Lohan Screws Ali Again

Momager Dina Lohan has once again proved that she’s a moron. A greedy moron, at that. Even though daughter Ali Lohan sucks at singing, music manager Johnny Wright reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her “music career.” Johnny isn’t some no-name dude. He manages the Jonas Brothers, Danity Kane, […]

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September 19, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Turn Your Ass Orange

Recently, Lindsay Lohan made her foray into the fashion world with her cameltoe legging-wear. She thoughtfully designed some with KNEEPADS. Now, Lindsay wants to help you be tanorexic. Lindsay’s coming out with a line of fake tanner, a product she’s intimately familiar with! As Lindsay’s natural skin color is Fishbelly, fake tanner has been a […]

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August 30, 2008

Snark Sightings

Avril Lavigne in 30 years: Super-Fantastic Plastic Fun Facts About Sarah Palin: Bumpshack How To Be A Good Wife: This Is Illuminati Everyone Loves A Shirtless Milo Ventimiglia: Ten Gossip P. Diddy’s Feeling The Recession: Backseat Cuddler All The Lohan Shizz: Superficial Diva Whacko Jacko Turns 50: Behind Blondie Park

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August 28, 2008

Ali Lohan: Not A Supermodel.

What the eff is Supermodels magazine? Obviously it is SO elite that no one Snarkista knows has ever seen it. This would explain why Ali Lohan is gracing it’s cover…if one wants to put it that way. Those America’s Next Top Models (and Tila Tequila?!) in the collage are PISSED at Dina Lohan for paying […]

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July 31, 2008

Dina Lohan Has Ali Audition For Famed Porn Producer

Ah, good times! The last episode of Living Lohan has White Oprah at her finest! Mom (and Snarkista uses the term lightly here) Dina Lohan’s insatiable famewhore-ness is well documented. Dina is kind of a ready, fire, aim gal. She’s been busy promoting youngest daughter Ali Lohan’s “singing career”. Ali is lame, shocker. If you […]

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July 16, 2008

Should Hayden Stick To Acting? Vote!

Well, if Ali Lohan can do it, Snarkista guesses anyone can. Hayden Panettierre has decided she’s not busy enough with her show Heroes, and is following in the golden steps of starlets Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and others. She’s cut an album. Here’s Hayden’s first single and video from her upcoming […]

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July 10, 2008

Ali Lohan’s First Single: 5 Notes From Hell

Joy of joys, the gift of Ali Lohan singing her first single has arrived. It’s a little bit Lindsay, no? The burning question Snarkista HAS to know is…who’s worse? Ali or Heidi Montag? Sorry, no refunds on the three minutes you will lose if you listen.

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June 19, 2008

Snark Sightings

Were The Olsen Twins Unavailable?: Webster Is My Bitch Justin Timberlake’s Bromance: IDLYITW Steve Gutenberg’s ‘Roid Ragin!: WWTDD P Diddy Likes Waxed Nuts: Mollygood Fluffy Paris: The Superficial

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