Lindsay Lohan lashed out at dad Michael Lohan on her Twitter feed this weekend, calling him a “lunatic”. Michael Lohan has been blabbing to the media constantly the last few weeks, claiming Lindsay is addicted to pills and in danger of killing herself.
“I want my daughter off prescription medication,” Michael Lohan told Access Hollywood. “She never needed it in her life… I’m not going to watch my daughter die. Hate me now, but you love me more later because I’m gonna turn her life around.”
In response to her father’s accusations, Lindsay Lohan posted on Twitter Friday night: “The next shopping spree I’m going on is for a new last name!!!” Calling Michael Lohan a “lunatic,” Lohan said her father has “never been around in my life other than when heâ€™d threaten me&my family.â€
â€œHe should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars,” Lohan said. “Its so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, ‘why is daddy doing this?’ Through tears. Heâ€™s crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the last timeâ€¦ So much for having a â€˜dadâ€™â€¦.. Iâ€™m going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now.”
Last week reports circulated that momager Dina Lohan had turned down famed producer Johnny Wright’s offer to manage her youngest daughter Ali’s “music career”. For those of you fortunate enough not to have heard 15-year old Ali’s singing, you may have wondered why Dina would turn down such a great opportunity…as Dina is the queen of opportunists!
“Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.
“Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.”
Ouch. NO surprise, but ouch. Guess Dina’s latest publicity grab backfired on her. Shocker!
Momager Dina Lohan has once again proved that she’s a moron. A greedy moron, at that. Even though daughter Ali Lohan sucks at singing, music manager Johnny Wright reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her “music career.”
Johnny isn’t some no-name dude. He manages the Jonas Brothers, Danity Kane, and formerly managed N*Sync and The Backstreet Boys. Hmmm. Let’s see. The Jonas Brothers seem like they’re enjoying a good bit of success these days! Danity Kane’s not doing too poorly either. N*Sync and The Backstreet Boys paved the way for the JoBros, and blew the doors off of the music biz.
Reportedly, Dina thinks she can do a better job of exploiting managing Ali than Johnny would. And, Dina wants to keep the 100% management fee she gets from Ali’s “career”. Newsflash, Dina. 100% of nothing = nothing. A few months ago, Ali released her debut song â€œAll the Way Around.” It made ZERO impression on the music industry, and music lovers. Click the link if you want to hear why, but be forewarned…get the duct tape out first and secure your head.
Maybe Dina’s really done everyone a favor. By continuing to “manage” Ali’s singing “career”, she’s keeping us from having to hear her on the radio. Come to think of it- thanks, Dina! Good luck with Ali’s supermodel career too!
Lindsay’s coming out with a line of fake tanner, a product she’s intimately familiar with! As Lindsay’s natural skin color is Fishbelly, fake tanner has been a MUST for her to blend in all of those freckles. Mama Dina Lohan probably used the orange juice on little Lindsay instead of baby lotion, and her hands are all over THIS product launch!
Dina’s no stranger to the faux sunglow…look at any of her pictures. Dina likes to call herself the “White Oprah”, but honestly, she’s “Orange Oprah.” Snarkista apologizes to Oprah for the reference, but please don’t shoot the messenger.
Look for Lindsay’s fake-tan to carry a hefty price tag just like her heinous leggings. Perhaps she’ll blog about it, since Barack Obama said “thanks but no thanks” to Lindsay’s campaign endorsement, leaving LiLo with more free time. Surely it will have prominent product-placement on “Living Lohan”, and thirty fifteen year-old Ali will be forced to slather up to promote her career as a Supermodel. Will SamRo get the glow too? Exfoliate first!
What the eff is Supermodels magazine? Obviously it is SO elite that no one Snarkista knows has ever seen it. This would explain why Ali Lohan is gracing it’s cover…if one wants to put it that way. Those America’s Next Top Models (and Tila Tequila?!) in the collage are PISSED at Dina Lohan for paying Ali’s way in. Lindsay’s pissed that Ali’s not wearing her insane legging collection.
Ali poses about as well as a John Casablancas reject, and those hos will take anyone. ‘Cuz you have to pay THEM rather than the genuine supermodel way where the model GETS paid. This shizz is almost as fug as Heidi Montag’s new video. Almost. Ali wins ONLY because she’s not singing and the pics aren’t blurry. Thank God this won’t be staring back at us from the magazine racks, but Dina has PLENTY of copies if you want one.
Ah, good times! The last episode of Living Lohan has White Oprah at her finest! Mom (and Snarkista uses the term lightly here) Dina Lohan’s insatiable famewhore-ness is well documented. Dina is kind of a ready, fire, aim gal. She’s been busy promoting youngest daughter Ali Lohan’s “singing career”. Ali is lame, shocker. If you want to torture yourself, you can listen here.
So, Dina is relentlessly pursuing ALL possible avenues of exploitation for Ali, and had her audition for a movie part! All, of course, is filmed for future exploitative use on Living Lohan. Dina tells the camera she is worried about whether they will judge Ali for herself, and not compare her to Lindsay. Which is what she always says whenever cameras are rolling. What she failed to worry about OR check up on, is that Ali auditioned for Peter Davy, legendary PORN director and producer! Peter vast repertoire includes “Breast Wishes 14” and “Bun Busters 12.” Ali was supposedly auditioning for a horror movie. Ooops.
Natch, shizz hitteth fan, while tape rolls for Living Lohan. Great managing, mom! Dina says Ali was auditioning for an upcoming role in a movie called “Troll”, and if she’d known Davy’s past she wouldn’t have let her audition. Dina says don’t blame her! PUHLEEEZE!! Google much, Dina? Of all the stage-moms in Hollywood, DINA should know. Oh, and apparently Ali GOT the role and IS going to work with porny Peter Davy! Clear the mantle for another “mom of the year” award!!